What is that lurking under teh gas cap in April?
lol wth is going on around here
I'd hit eeerr buy one.
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
I'm starting to feel a little funny inside.
Knows the weight of my bike to the nearest 10 pounds.
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
the calendar needs a group photo of everyone.