i could of guessed that
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
so..you don't work?
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
I hope you washed your hands before touching your keyboard.
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
good for your hands...now go shave your butt
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey