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    My hands are silky smooth.



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    i could of guessed that

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    It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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    so..you don't work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    so..you don't work?
    Oh, I'm working my friend.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I hope you washed your hands before touching your keyboard.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I hope you washed your hands before touching your keyboard.
    wouldn't that just wash off the lotion?
    How's his hands gonna be silky smooth if he washes off the lotion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
    i could of guessed that

    could *have*, dammit!
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    could *have*, dammit!
    that's not very relaxed.

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    bad day
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    bad day
    maybe you should try some of couch's lotion then.

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    good for your hands...now go shave your butt
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    good for your hands...now go shave your butt
    My butt is ALWAYS silky smooth.

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