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    Sorry I Doped

    I'm really really sorry and I (probably) wont do it again.

    http://sorryidoped.com/

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    November 19, 2012
    Dear fans:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with rhinoceros horn. I did not want to use these products but I was driven by unbridled ambition to win at any cost. I took these products between December 1941 and March 2016.
    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    Without the dope, I never would have been able to catch the delicious bass.
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    http://sorryidoped.com/confession/1657

    November 19, 2012

    Dear friends, family, fans, sponsors, and creditors:

    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with EPO, blood transfusions, cortisone, testosterone, Clenbuterol, Actovegin, rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I was driven by unbridled ambition to win at any cost. I took these products between February 1995 and February 2005.

    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.


    Sincerely,
    Modo "Mountain Goat" Vincere

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    November 19, 2012

    Dear creditors:

    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with testosterone, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I thought everyone else was doing it. I took these products between February 1995 and December 2010.

    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.

    I only regret getting caught.

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    November 19, 2012

    Dear fans:

    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with EPO, blood transfusions, and PCP. I did not want to use these products but I was driven by unbridled ambition to win at any cost. I took these products between June 1981 and June 2010.

    I am truly sorry for my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.

    I also confess to consuming liberal amounts of red wine and dark chocolate. I regret that in my darker days I purchased Two Buck Chuck instead of going for a higher quality vintage.

    Sincerely,

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    November 19, 2012

    Dear fans:

    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with EPO, blood transfusions, cortisone, testosterone, Clenbuterol, Actovegin, rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I felt I had to in order to keep up. I took these products between July 2012 and November 2012.

    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.

    I may have sampled all the drugs listed above, but, in my defense, most of them were necessary for me to be able to ride that most difficult of all steeds - your mom. By the way, she said you shouldn't bring that sorry ass green bean casserole to Thanksgiving dinner this Thursday. You need to step up your game in a big way if you hope to get anything other than coal from Santa this year.

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    November 19, 2012
    Dear sponsors:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I thought everyone else was doing it. I took these products between June 1990 and February 2012.
    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    I know you paid me a lot of money, and with all of the ad revenue, I know your ROI made it worth it. However, recent developments have convinced me that I can no longer continue. Namely, the hallucinations that won't let me sleep. That and the sound of Frankie Goes to Hollywood ringing in my ears....
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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    November 19, 2012
    Dear sponsors:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I thought everyone else was doing it. I took these products between June 1990 and February 2012.
    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    I know you paid me a lot of money, and with all of the ad revenue, I know your ROI made it worth it. However, recent developments have convinced me that I can no longer continue. Namely, the hallucinations that won't let me sleep. That and the sound of Frankie Goes to Hollywood ringing in my ears....
    Sincerely,
    trsidn
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    Why did you do that? Don't Do It.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    November 19, 2012
    Dear friends, family, teammates, fans, sponsors, and creditors:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with EPO, blood transfusions, cortisone, testosterone, Clenbuterol, Actovegin, rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I was coerced by my team. I took these products between January 1990 and December 2039.
    I deeply regret, feel ashamed of, take responsibility for, hope that others can learn from, am truly sorry for, and don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    Haha!
    Sincerely,
    The person posting above this.





    http://sorryidoped.com/confession/1664
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    November 19, 2012
    Dear teammates:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with EPO, blood transfusions, cortisone, testosterone, Clenbuterol, Actovegin, rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I was coerced by my team. I took these products between July 1776 and July 2776.
    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    You all pushed me to this, so thanks for the fish.
    Sincerely,
    Some random old fart.

    http://sorryidoped.com/confession/1665
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    November 19, 2012

    Dear Freds:

    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to the use of performance enhancing substances. Some may already be baned or baned in the future, or, never at all. But, they certainly fueled my performance beyond what I could have achieved in their absence. The list includes but is not limited to water, all form of fruit, veg, protein in the forms of various meats, carbohydrates (including simple sucrose) and the occassional magnesium supplement. I did not want to use these products but I was driven by unbridled ambition to win at any cost. I took these products between November of 1969 and am continuing to do so to this very day.

    I am truly sorry for my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.

    I also confess to drinking alcohol in excess while in the company of friends as well as alone. I have even pushed my friends and riding companions to engage in use similiar to mine. Those who would not, I have, at times, ostracized and "unfriended". I wouldn't allow anyone to "follow" me on Strava who I wasn't sure shared the same dirty secret and was as deeply involved in 'use' of the aforementioned performance enhancers as I am.

    I hope you can all forgive me.

    Sincerely,

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    Dear teammates:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with rhinoceros horn. I did not want to use these products but I thought everyone else was doing it. I took these products between January 2012 and January 2012.
    I hope that others can learn from my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    Oh wait, this isn't an incident with wildlife?
    Sincerely,
    Some fool who went on safari and took a bad dare and lost.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    They don't have any checkboxes for tiger pi$$ and rhino balls. That's what I use.

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    http://sorryidoped.com/confession/1667

    Dear creditors:
    In the wake of recent events in the world of cycling, I can no longer hide my past. I admit to doping with rhinoceros horn, and PCP. I wanted to use these products because I thought everyone else was doing it. I took these products between June 1910 and December 2012.
    I don't care what anyone thinks about my actions and I hope that my confession can help bring positive change to the sport that we all love so much.
    What can I say?? This s**t works!!
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