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Old 11-19-12, 09:29 PM   #1
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Something is wrong with you youngin's

I worked happy hour today and was asked to make what had to be the most foul drink I have ever encountered.

A tumbler with ice. Put in two scoops of instant coffee. Splash coke over that. A shot of Red Bull, two shots of Jägermeister.

He had not lost a bet as far as I could tell.
Evidently it is a concoction inspired by some sort of jail made sports drink.

I thought sizzurps were bad.
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Old 11-19-12, 10:23 PM   #2
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As a Coca-Cola drinker, I would be insulted by that concoction. Unless, by "coke" you are referring to the white powdery substance....

Either way, I hope the guy had a cardiologist in his contact list.
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Old 11-19-12, 10:55 PM   #3
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Coca-Cola, which IMO is the finest drink man has ever brewed. And I share your insult.
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That sounds vile...
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sounds like a stomach ache.
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I'll take a cue from Winston Churchill and say that "I would like to observe the Red Bull-Coke-instant coffee from across the room while I drink my Jäger"
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It's a type of Jager Bomb.
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The people I hang around like to buy others 151 and 252 shots. But that sounds really gross.
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Next time, suggest they aspire and dream professionally.

Vodka. Neat. Repeat.

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Next time, suggest they aspire and dream professionally.

Vodka. Neat. Repeat.

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A tumbler with ice. Put in two scoops of instant coffee. Splash coke over that. A shot of Red Bull, two shots of Jägermeister.
Well, the tumbler and the ice weren't bad.
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dear dog. that sounds terrible. and like youngsters in Georgia have absolutely no taste. Instant coffee. that is only fit for using in cake baking. I mean the coke and red-bull is bad enough. but to add instant coffee. blargh.
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I worked happy hour today and was asked to make what had to be the most foul drink I have ever encountered.

A tumbler with ice. Put in two scoops of instant coffee. Splash coke over that. A shot of Red Bull, two shots of Jägermeister.

He had not lost a bet as far as I could tell.
Evidently it is a concoction inspired by some sort of jail made sports drink.

I thought sizzurps were bad.
I think I could rule the world after one of those.
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i've seen people mix corona with malibu rum. lol. those poor kids.
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i've seen people mix corona with malibu rum. lol. those poor kids.

that sounds nasty
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What ever happened to a good old Old Fashioned?
Or maybe a whiskey sour?
That concoction sounds horrid.
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What ever happened to a good old Old Fashioned?
Or maybe a whiskey sour?
That concoction sounds horrid.
or the "Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall'
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If you want to hurl, you might as well go straight for the ipecac. It'll cost a lot less in the long run. That sounds absolutely vile. At the very least, it's a terrible waste of perfectly good Coca Cola.
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I worked happy hour today and was asked to make what had to be the most foul drink I have ever encountered.

A tumbler with ice. Put in two scoops of instant coffee. Splash coke over that. A shot of Red Bull, two shots of Jägermeister.

He had not lost a bet as far as I could tell.
Evidently it is a concoction inspired by some sort of jail made sports drink.

I thought sizzurps were bad.
Do you serve that in a syringe?
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Just think how much worse it would have been if you had put some tequila in it.
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Do you serve that in a syringe?
If I had one on hand it would have been served in a hazmat container.
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Just think how much worse it would have been if you had put some tequila in it.
The bar staff had that discussion last night. We came to the conclusion that the only thing that could make that worse would be orange juice. Peter's Plant food came in a close second.
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i've seen people mix corona with malibu rum. lol. those poor kids.
Proof that two wrongs make a very wrong.
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