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    Crossed Texts

    This evening was bad, though not nearly as bad as it could've been.

    I reheated some BBQ chicken, so I knew my hands would be unavailable to text with my girl for a while. I picked up the phone and texted,"Baby, I'm eating some leftover BBQ chicken so I won't be able to text for a while. Can I call you later?" (Yes, with punctuation and capitalization)

    Recipient: My boss that had texted me earlier with my assignment for tomorrow. He's cool though and said,"No worries ba-by".

    What's your worst crossed text?
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    This evening was bad, though not nearly as bad as it could've been.

    I reheated some BBQ chicken, so I knew my hands would be unavailable to text with my girl for a while. I picked up the phone and texted,"Baby, I'm eating some leftover BBQ chicken so I won't be able to text for a while. Can I call you later?" (Yes, with punctuation and capitalization)

    Recipient: My boss that had texted me earlier with my assignment for tomorrow. He's cool though and said,"No worries ba-by".

    What's your worst crossed text?
    That is just too easy to do with iPhones.

    I teally watch what I put in texts so it hasn't happened directly. I did send an email to one of my reports on an expense issue and cc\d an accountanting type he was having troubles with. He sent me back a reply totally ripping the accountant but sent a "reply to all". Tough to recover from that...

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    Not a crossed text, but still funny.

    jsharr's friends are traveling to my town. They texted me,"Any restraint recommendations?"

    I said,"Handcuffs?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Not a crossed text, but still funny.

    jsharr's friends are traveling to my town. They texted me,"Any restraint recommendations?"

    I said,"Handcuffs?"
    It's New Years Eve. You could have recommended a nice, starched white straitjacket with a simple black bow tie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    It's New Years Eve. You could have recommended a nice, starched white straitjacket with a simple black bow tie.
    Are you sure that would be enough? I did say these were jsharr's friends...didn't I?
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    I once sent my dad a mild 'sext' that was meant for my SO....

    He sent back, 'I don't think I'm your babe.' x.x

    Now I check VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY carefully.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Yeah, that would've been bad had he sexted back.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
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    Autocorrect error: My adult son lives near my father / his grandfather. They planned to see a movie. I txted him, 'movie w/ gramps?' but it was autocorrected to 'movie with tramps?'. He wrote back he'd be down for that.

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