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Old 11-30-12, 11:41 PM   #1
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That's it, I'm going celibate from now on!

Where do I change my nick to Rube-the-Monk?
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Is kid number 58 on the way? It's time to go see the local padre, amigo.
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Is kid number 58 on the way? It's time to go see the local padre, amigo.
I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
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How many kids do you have?
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I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
Right, urologist, then the monastery. But don't walk into a convent by mistake.
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Old 12-01-12, 01:32 AM   #6
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How many kids do you have?
Alive and kicking? Two.

But I'm 40 and I'm too old to start the whole potty training thing again. I'll wait for grandkids, play with them, spoil them rotten and give'm back to their parents when they make a stinky.
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Right, urologist, then the monastery. But don't walk into a convent by mistake.
Dude... It has already been stated that Rube was schooled for 12 years on Catholic Schools, by nuns. Please don't awake the curiosities of my youth. Some things are to be left unknown.
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I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
If I'm unemployed, maybe the local health department can snip it for free.. I'm gonna check.
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Do it yourself for free, at home. Just need a pair of nail clippers, and some ice.
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Do it yourself for free, at home. Just need a pair of nail clippers, and some ice.
But that way you don't get to pretty nurses who know you shoot blanks.
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Do it yourself for free, at home. Just need a pair of nail clippers, and some ice.
Or a finely sharpened machete, a bottle of Bacardi 151 (to use both as a disinfectant and anesthetic), the aforementioned ice, and a plate of rabo encendido (as an after surgery comfort food...pun completely intended)...and he should be fine.

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But that way you don't get to pretty nurses who know you shoot blanks.
Print calling cards with the information that your balas no tienen polvora and hand them out at social occasions ... or add it to your CV under the heading of TMI.
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Old 12-01-12, 08:32 AM   #13
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Right, urologist, then the monastery. But don't walk into a convent by mistake.
By all means,send him there
This would make an epic Rubenstory/Drama TM.
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If I'm unemployed, maybe the local health department can snip it for free.. I'm gonna check.
With your Ricky Ricardo accent and one of those 3rd world doctors at the free

clinic there is no telling what might be snipped due to communication issues.
Take a sharpie and mark down there exactly what you want done and wrap everthing else in duct tape.
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Best bet is to listen to our in-house homopathic medical staff in Foo.

*Don't forget a sterile nut sack for after surgery.
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Old 12-01-12, 09:56 AM   #16
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Where do I change my nick to Rube-the-Monk?
I can do it.
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With your Ricky Ricardo accent and one of those 3rd world doctors at the free

clinic there is no telling what might be snipped due to communication issues.
Take a sharpie and mark down there exactly what you want done and wrap everthing else in duct tape.
You probably meant Tito Puente. Rube is Rican, like Tito. Desi Arnaz aka Ricky Ricardo, was Cuban.
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You probably meant Tito Puente. Rube is Rican, like Tito. Desi Arnaz aka Ricky Ricardo, was Cuban.
I can fake an excelent cuban accent.
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I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
my 2 cents....some women are bat **** crazy even when they aren't carrying a kid.
if this is the case, snip snip may cause Rube exposure to even more of these women.
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my 2 cents....some women are bat **** crazy even when they aren't carrying a kid.
if this is the case, snip snip may cause Rube exposure to even more of these women.
Are you suggesting Rube develops a prego fetish?

Rube is not sure about the pros & cons of this one.
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I think she was talking about the nick change. No way she's gonna touch an
y other part of this thread.
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Are you suggesting Rube develops a prego fetish?

Rube is not sure about the pros & cons of this one.
If that's what you like...
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If that's what you like...
EPG likes urine soaked......

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I knew something was wrong with that guy.
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