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    That's it, I'm going celibate from now on!

    Where do I change my nick to Rube-the-Monk?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Is kid number 58 on the way? It's time to go see the local padre, amigo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Is kid number 58 on the way? It's time to go see the local padre, amigo.
    I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
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    How many kids do you have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eja_ bottecchia View Post
    I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
    Right, urologist, then the monastery. But don't walk into a convent by mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ____asdfghjkl View Post
    How many kids do you have?
    Alive and kicking? Two.

    But I'm 40 and I'm too old to start the whole potty training thing again. I'll wait for grandkids, play with them, spoil them rotten and give'm back to their parents when they make a stinky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Right, urologist, then the monastery. But don't walk into a convent by mistake.
    Dude... It has already been stated that Rube was schooled for 12 years on Catholic Schools, by nuns. Please don't awake the curiosities of my youth. Some things are to be left unknown.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by eja_ bottecchia View Post
    I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
    If I'm unemployed, maybe the local health department can snip it for free.. I'm gonna check.
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    Do it yourself for free, at home. Just need a pair of nail clippers, and some ice.
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    When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs you by the throat and taps the back of your favorite head head against the barroom wall, and he looks crooked in the eye, and he ask you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyryder View Post
    Do it yourself for free, at home. Just need a pair of nail clippers, and some ice.
    But that way you don't get to pretty nurses who know you shoot blanks.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyryder View Post
    Do it yourself for free, at home. Just need a pair of nail clippers, and some ice.
    Or a finely sharpened machete, a bottle of Bacardi 151 (to use both as a disinfectant and anesthetic), the aforementioned ice, and a plate of rabo encendido (as an after surgery comfort food...pun completely intended)...and he should be fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    But that way you don't get to pretty nurses who know you shoot blanks.
    Print calling cards with the information that your balas no tienen polvora and hand them out at social occasions ... or add it to your CV under the heading of TMI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Right, urologist, then the monastery. But don't walk into a convent by mistake.
    By all means,send him there
    This would make an epic Rubenstory/Drama TM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    If I'm unemployed, maybe the local health department can snip it for free.. I'm gonna check.
    With your Ricky Ricardo accent and one of those 3rd world doctors at the free

    clinic there is no telling what might be snipped due to communication issues.
    Take a sharpie and mark down there exactly what you want done and wrap everthing else in duct tape.
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    Best bet is to listen to our in-house homopathic medical staff in Foo.

    *Don't forget a sterile nut sack for after surgery.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Where do I change my nick to Rube-the-Monk?
    I can do it.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    With your Ricky Ricardo accent and one of those 3rd world doctors at the free

    clinic there is no telling what might be snipped due to communication issues.
    Take a sharpie and mark down there exactly what you want done and wrap everthing else in duct tape.
    You probably meant Tito Puente. Rube is Rican, like Tito. Desi Arnaz aka Ricky Ricardo, was Cuban.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eja_ bottecchia View Post
    You probably meant Tito Puente. Rube is Rican, like Tito. Desi Arnaz aka Ricky Ricardo, was Cuban.
    I can fake an excelent cuban accent.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by eja_ bottecchia View Post
    I think it is time for Ruben to see a good urologist...snip...snip...
    my 2 cents....some women are bat **** crazy even when they aren't carrying a kid.
    if this is the case, snip snip may cause Rube exposure to even more of these women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    my 2 cents....some women are bat **** crazy even when they aren't carrying a kid.
    if this is the case, snip snip may cause Rube exposure to even more of these women.
    Are you suggesting Rube develops a prego fetish?

    Rube is not sure about the pros & cons of this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I can do it.
    Yay! Do it!



    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Yay! Do it!



    Couch

    I think she was talking about the nick change. No way she's gonna touch an
    y other part of this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Are you suggesting Rube develops a prego fetish?

    Rube is not sure about the pros & cons of this one.
    If that's what you like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    If that's what you like...
    EPG likes urine soaked......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    EPG likes urine soaked......

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    I knew something was wrong with that guy.

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