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Old 12-01-12, 01:26 PM   #1
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I'm waiting for pizza and BBQ Wings

I only wanted the wings, but knowing the locals could intercept the delivery person so, I order more stuff hoping the wings survive entry.

On the "extra info" box I wrote "Single Father of 2" as research. Anytime now...
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OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
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Old 12-01-12, 01:40 PM   #3
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... and once again, I point out that you're not necessarily the best person to be giving Couch advice on how to keep his pants on.
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Old 12-01-12, 02:30 PM   #4
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OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
Were you trolling?

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Old 12-01-12, 05:40 PM   #5
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Were you trolling?

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Considering I don't know the guy yet... he might have been metrtosexual, I guess. Thing is, the hot delivery chic of saturdays no longer had this route... or was assigned a different one.
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Why did you answer the door with your zipper down. Do you REALLY want your daughter to see your thingy?
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Old 12-01-12, 06:56 PM   #7
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Why did you answer the door with your zipper down. Do you REALLY want your daughter to see your thingy?
Hey, it happens on jeans sometimes, it goes down slowly... and I do wear underwear...nothing sticks out
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No wonder you are 'in the market'.
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Gee Wiz Ruben!

You said"back on the market"?
Does this trolling thing mean you're jumping over the rainbow?
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One good thing about the single scene is Rube only has to make one of two choices

"keep the door open and your bait in the water hombre"
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Considering I don't know the guy yet... he might have been metrtosexual, I guess. Thing is, the hot delivery chic of saturdays no longer had this route... or was assigned a different one.
....or the dude is cruising your home

That Ricardo Montaban/Rambo look always wins them over.
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Old 12-01-12, 08:01 PM   #12
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Ha i just walked to papa johns and got me a pizza lots of drunks out because the ga bull dogs game i was afraid id get hit
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another saturday night and I aint got nobody,
I have some money cause I just got paid,
how I wish I had someone to talk to,
I'm in an awful way.

another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine,
instead of being my deliverance,she had a strong resemblance to a cat named Frankenstein.
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Ha i just walked to papa johns and got me a pizza lots of drunks out because the ga bull dogs game i was afraid id get hit
Let's turn this into a Papa John's bashing thread please!
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ha i dont like em i was just way to tired to cook and mcdonalds is closed for construction
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ha i dont like em i was just way to tired to cook and mcdonalds is closed for construction
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Wonder if they really eat little deep fried gators down there as seen in the movie"Waterboy"?
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i am a hurricanes fan
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LOL yeah but nope lol
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LOL yeah but nope lol
yeah, that
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OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
Hey, when you are trolling for gays, don't be surprised when one bites!
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Let the good times start!
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How did you know he was gay?
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