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    I need a new J.O.B.!

    All, what do you think my talents are and how much do you think is the going rate for said talents?

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Well I haven't seen you set any couches on fire so... *shrugs*
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    You'd excel at this. It pays 13 donuts/hour.

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    I'd ask for royalties on the shirts.
    Jobs suck.

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    I think you should get a petition together to take that white house job. you're wittier than the current guy.... or maybe ambassador to France? Obviously no requirements required?
    As with mud, life, too, slides by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by apclassic9 View Post
    I think you should get a petition together to take that white house job. you're wittier than the current guy.... or maybe ambassador to France? Obviously no requirements required?
    What are the benefits for the white house job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by apclassic9 View Post
    I think you should get a petition together to take that white house job. you're wittier than the current guy.... or maybe ambassador to France? Obviously no requirements required?
    I think ambassador to N. Korea would best suit his talents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eja_ bottecchia View Post
    i think ambassador to n. Korea would best suit his talents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    All, what do you think my talents are and how much do you think is the going rate for said talents?

    Couch
    I admire your ability to see into the future. Mostly about Chrisssss....... photoshops.

    I think you should play the lottery professionally. Just get your tickets from Chriss........

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I admire your ability to see into the future. Mostly about Chrisssss....... photoshops.

    I think you should play the lottery professionally. Just get your tickets from Chriss........
    Chris....is cheep. He would never finance my gambling ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    herro
    You already got the lingo right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Chris....is cheep. He would never finance my gambling ways.

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    Maybe I'm splitting hairs, but it isn't really gambling if you know the outcome beforehand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Maybe I'm splitting hairs, but it isn't really gambling if you know the outcome beforehand.
    True...that's called investing, Wall Street style.

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    I think you'd make a good turd wrangler down at the sewage treatment plant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    What are the benefits for the white house job?

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    I think you get a nifty retirement if you can keep the job for 4 yrs. Plus half the country will hate you automatically, while the other half will say he shoulda done this (or that).

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    Male exotic dancer. You could get paid for taking off your pants!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    All, what do you think my talents are and how much do you think is the going rate for said talents?

    Couch
    Run in races and tri's with big cash prizes! Why not get paid doing what you love to do!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Our local bait and tackle shop is looking for someone. I think you more than qualify. They need a good Master Baiter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Our local bait and tackle shop is looking for someone. I think you more than qualify. They need a good Master Baiter.
    Our local debate club is also looking to hire.
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    Furniture salesman. You sure know your couches.
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    I've heard some movie companies are always looking for good fluffers.

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