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Old 12-06-12, 09:22 AM   #1
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I need a new J.O.B.!

All, what do you think my talents are and how much do you think is the going rate for said talents?

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Old 12-06-12, 09:24 AM   #2
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Well I haven't seen you set any couches on fire so... *shrugs*
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Old 12-06-12, 09:25 AM   #3
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You'd excel at this. It pays 13 donuts/hour.
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Old 12-06-12, 09:27 AM   #4
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Old 12-06-12, 09:31 AM   #5
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I think you should get a petition together to take that white house job. you're wittier than the current guy.... or maybe ambassador to France? Obviously no requirements required?
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Old 12-06-12, 09:50 AM   #6
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I think you should get a petition together to take that white house job. you're wittier than the current guy.... or maybe ambassador to France? Obviously no requirements required?
What are the benefits for the white house job?

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Old 12-06-12, 09:59 AM   #7
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I think you should get a petition together to take that white house job. you're wittier than the current guy.... or maybe ambassador to France? Obviously no requirements required?
I think ambassador to N. Korea would best suit his talents.
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Old 12-06-12, 10:15 AM   #8
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i think ambassador to n. Korea would best suit his talents.
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Old 12-06-12, 10:19 AM   #9
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I admire your ability to see into the future. Mostly about Chrisssss....... photoshops.

I think you should play the lottery professionally. Just get your tickets from Chriss........
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I admire your ability to see into the future. Mostly about Chrisssss....... photoshops.

I think you should play the lottery professionally. Just get your tickets from Chriss........
Chris....is cheep. He would never finance my gambling ways.

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Maybe I'm splitting hairs, but it isn't really gambling if you know the outcome beforehand.
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True...that's called investing, Wall Street style.
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Old 12-06-12, 10:42 AM   #14
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I think you'd make a good turd wrangler down at the sewage treatment plant.
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I think you get a nifty retirement if you can keep the job for 4 yrs. Plus half the country will hate you automatically, while the other half will say he shoulda done this (or that).
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Old 12-06-12, 11:25 AM   #16
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Old 12-06-12, 12:26 PM   #20
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Our local bait and tackle shop is looking for someone. I think you more than qualify. They need a good Master Baiter.
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Old 12-06-12, 12:48 PM   #21
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Old 12-06-12, 03:11 PM   #23
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I've heard some movie companies are always looking for good fluffers.
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