A BF member was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another BF member, rode up on an incredible shiny new EVO.
The first BF member was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second BF member replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The second BF'r nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."