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    I'm worried about my bunghole.

    I made some funky minestrone last night. It's been a pretty rough morning for me. Even the dog wouldn't talk to me.

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    You ask us for our address and then post that you're worried about your bunghole?

    Surely you jest.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You ask us for our address and then post that you're worried about your bunghole?

    Surely you jest.
    Why the **** would I jest about something this dramatic? I'm worried about the dehydration.

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    I would reccomend that you removed the rough edges with a wood rasp and then smooth them out with sand paper, start at about an 80 grit and finish sand with 600. Then apply a light coat of wax.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Why the **** would I jest about something this dramatic? I'm worried about the dehydration.

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    Bend over, I'll rehydrate you.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Bend over, I'll rehydrate you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post


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    garden hose, washout....I'm guessing you've not been around horses very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    garden hose, washout....I'm guessing you've not been around horses very much.
    I'm not a freak'in horse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I'm not a freak'in horse!

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    she's amish...it's all she knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I'm not a freak'in horse!

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    Says who?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Another option available to you is to drive a bung into your current bung hole, effectively sealing it shut, and boring a new bung hole. You can use my bung hole borer if you want to, though it is a bit rusty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You ask us for our address and then post that you're worried about your bunghole?

    Surely you jest.
    Just give him your addy and rehydrate him when he gets there.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Bend over, I'll rehydrate you.
    The old Yoder wet corn cob cure.
    Nothing like old school medicine in Lacaster to free a load in your trough.
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    I read this as 'blowhole' and I thought Couch has turned into a whale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    "Kornholeo"

    yay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I made some funky minestrone last night. It's been a pretty rough morning for me. Even the dog wouldn't talk to me.

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    You keep cooking these expired date,strange exotic beans and whatever lately.I think you gulped down some of those bugs found inside of Mexican jumping beans and are experiencing "Montazumas Revenge".
    There is no fast cure aside from some of the previous water hose treatments.

    yay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I made some funky minestrone last night. It's been a pretty rough morning for me. Even the dog wouldn't talk to me.

    Couch
    Whats a bunghole? ........... Please explain in detail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbchybridrider View Post
    Whats a bunghole? ........... Please explain in detail.
    The hole in the side of a wine,beer,or whiskey barrel fitted with a cork(bung)and hammered in with a bung mallet(large wooden hammer).
    If Couch is fermenting too much this could cause the bung to shoot out in which case the bung mallet will be used to install a larger bung.
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    You might have one of these around the house already.


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    ^Frightening,but sometimes the cure is worse than Couch's illness.
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    ^^ Looks like a medieval torture tool, Metamucil might work better
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    can't,he does not drink
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