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    I think I licked my brains out!

    All those envelopes for the Christmas Cards....nearly killed Couchie. You bastards better appreciate the cards!



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    Have you ever heard of using a wet sponge on a dish?
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    Sometimes the stamp companies use insect poop or ground up chicken feet for the adhesive on stamps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Have you ever heard of using a wet sponge on a dish?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    No.

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    now you have.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    now you have.
    Now I have, what?

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    a wet sponge .... congratulations.

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    You can get envelopes that are mint flavoured. Much nicer to lick.

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    OMG, didn't you know the glue contains all kinds of nasty stuff like roach eggs. Here's a true story for you to read


    If you lick your envelopes... you won't anymore!!! A woman
    was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the
    envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very
    day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she
    noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor,
    but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or
    anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to
    swell more, and it began to get so sore, that she could not eat.
    She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The
    doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her
    for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live
    cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the
    envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because
    of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported
    on CNN.

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    Or you can source peel and stick envelopes, saves all the licking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tunavic View Post
    OMG, didn't you know the glue contains all kinds of nasty stuff like roach eggs. Here's a true story for you to read


    If you lick your envelopes... you won't anymore!!! A woman
    was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the
    envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very
    day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she
    noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor,
    but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or
    anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to
    swell more, and it began to get so sore, that she could not eat.
    She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The
    doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her
    for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live
    cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the
    envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because
    of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported
    on CNN.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyHK View Post
    You can get envelopes that are mint flavoured. Much nicer to lick.
    Or bacon.

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    Did you write an apology in my card?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    So now Couch has roach eggs growing on his tongue?
    Merry Effen Christmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tunavic View Post
    OMG, didn't you know the glue contains all kinds of nasty stuff like roach eggs. Here's a true story for you to read


    If you lick your envelopes... you won't anymore!!! A woman
    was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the
    envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very
    day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she
    noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor,
    but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or
    anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to
    swell more, and it began to get so sore, that she could not eat.
    She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The
    doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her
    for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live
    cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the
    envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because
    of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported
    on CNN.
    not so fast....

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.asp
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    I once licked my brains out. And when I woke up, she was gone and there was a crisp $ 50 bill on the nightstand.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    Snopes is a hoax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeybikes View Post
    Snopes is a hoax.
    heh
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Couch, you need to talk to professionals...


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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Couch, you need to talk to professionals...

    I have talked to the professionals. Foo.

    Couch

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    Why didn't you source the licking out to Inge?


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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie burgh View Post
    Why didn't you source the licking out to Inge?

    Inge doesn't work.

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    Long date night?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Long date night?
    What the heck are you trying to imply?

    Charlie Burgh drives a minivan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tunavic View Post

    OMG, didn't you know the glue contains all kinds of nasty stuff like roach eggs. Here's a true story for you to read

    http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/u...6;t=001083;p=1
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