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Old 12-10-12, 04:32 PM   #1
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Why does Couch spurn my advances?

What have I done to earn his disdain and disaffection? Thoughts?

Please try to keep your answer to less than 1000 characters and / or use a diagram to support your reasoning. I will also consider poetry, sculpture and interpretive dance.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 12-10-12, 05:00 PM   #2
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That's too many restrictions for my answer!
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That's too many restrictions for my answer!
You can post whatever you want, but answers that fall out of my parameters may not be included in my final decision.
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Old 12-10-12, 05:05 PM   #4
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It's your cowbell avatar....
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Maybe one of you isnt gay. but then again maybe he just likes guys who wear fila cloths
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Old 12-10-12, 05:18 PM   #6
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I welcome your advances, with open arms.

Sure you can handle it?

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Old 12-10-12, 05:40 PM   #7
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Shave your back.
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I'm not sure he is actually spurning your advances... perhaps you aren't trying hard enough.
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What have I done to earn his disdain and disaffection? Thoughts?

Please try to keep your answer to less than 1000 characters and / or use a diagram to support your reasoning. I will also consider poetry, sculpture and interpretive dance.
Because Tude has done cast a spell on him?
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Maybe Couch has Megalophobia and.. well... everything is big in Texas.
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Couch appears to be an extremely refined and sensitive individual.............less cowbell.
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Old 12-11-12, 06:57 AM   #12
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Perhaps your boyish good looks remind him of Tom Cruise
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Make him some funky minestrone.
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I was expecting more from ya'll. Much more. You have collectively dissapointed jsharr. My tears shall water the flowers on your mass grave.
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I was expecting more from ya'll. Much more. You have collectively dissapointed jsharr. My tears shall water the flowers on your mass grave.
I'm being cremated, jokes on you.
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I'm being cremated, jokes on you.
Maybe, maybe not.
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I'm being cream ated, jokes on you.
MV'ed it for you.
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you assume jsharr doesn't have your body in his basement.
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MV'ed it for you.
You just won this thread.
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Sick Balls!
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Sick Balls!
"Now he said 'Sic 'em boy!', but what I heard was 'Chopper, sic balls!'"
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I love that movie!
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Yay! I cannot hear sick balls without thinking of the junk yard scene.
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But are you actually advancing and not instead being repulsed in reverse?
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I keep posting interogative statements in his threads and his responses are either non existent or arbitrary at best. I am at a loss as to why this forum member treats me in such a disdainful fashion.
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