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    To be continued Dannihilator's Avatar
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    This is painful to read even.

    LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

    She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

    Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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    In Memory of One Cool Cat Blackberry's Avatar
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    I agree. I think you're cracking up too.
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    First the british guy who cuts his off after a rugby game, now this. What is it with british people...

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    Beausage is Beautiful Fugazi Dave's Avatar
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    "then hid it in her mouth"

    What'cha eatin? Oh nothin, just a disembodied man-ball.

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    That's.... sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KonaRider24
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    She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle:
    I hate it when that happens.

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    Victoria's secret MsVicki's Avatar
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    Ouch!

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    Some men have all the luck, where do I meet a woman like that.

    CHEERS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchy
    Some men have all the luck, where do I meet a woman like that.

    CHEERS.

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    I'm pretty sure I still have her number...
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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    At least Loreana Bobbit used a sharp knife DAMN

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    Real riders break wind. pedal's Avatar
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    [QUOTE=Fugazi Dave]"then hid it in her mouth"

    What'cha eatin? QUOTE]

    Nut 'n' honey!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
    "then hid it in her mouth"

    What'cha eatin? Oh nothin, just a disembodied man-ball.
    HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha... oh my god *wipes tears from eyes*
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    im in the wrong country women here dont want sex like we do but yet in other countries the men are in the womens position. dammit
    riding and pimpin again

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    What's the big deal? We all are born with two. One to use and one to lose.
    Keep it 'tween the ditches

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    babypuppy!

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Pot - Kettle

    A baby puppy is a phrase where both the words kinda mean the same thing... like: cold chill, tuna fish, stinky fart, etc. (My brain hurts or I have more)

    Did you ever see an adult Puppy?

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