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Old 02-10-05, 06:26 PM   #1
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This is painful to read even.

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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Old 02-10-05, 06:29 PM   #2
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I agree. I think you're cracking up too.
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Old 02-10-05, 06:42 PM   #3
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First the british guy who cuts his off after a rugby game, now this. What is it with british people...
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Old 02-10-05, 06:59 PM   #4
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"then hid it in her mouth"

What'cha eatin? Oh nothin, just a disembodied man-ball.
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Old 02-10-05, 07:28 PM   #5
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That's.... sick.
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Old 02-10-05, 11:15 PM   #6
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She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle:
I hate it when that happens.
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Ouch!

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Some men have all the luck, where do I meet a woman like that.

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Old 02-11-05, 12:08 AM   #9
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At least Loreana Bobbit used a sharp knife DAMN
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[QUOTE=Fugazi Dave]"then hid it in her mouth"

What'cha eatin? QUOTE]

Nut 'n' honey!
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Old 02-11-05, 12:17 PM   #12
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What'cha eatin? Oh nothin, just a disembodied man-ball.
HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha... oh my god *wipes tears from eyes*
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im in the wrong country women here dont want sex like we do but yet in other countries the men are in the womens position. dammit
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Old 02-12-05, 08:37 AM   #14
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What's the big deal? We all are born with two. One to use and one to lose.
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babypuppy!
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Old 02-12-05, 01:53 PM   #16
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Pot - Kettle

A baby puppy is a phrase where both the words kinda mean the same thing... like: cold chill, tuna fish, stinky fart, etc. (My brain hurts or I have more)

Did you ever see an adult Puppy?
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