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    How ridiculous do middle aged-older women look wearing that weird "long sleeved T-shirt under another T-shirt" look?
    Last edited by FXjohn; 02-12-05 at 06:28 PM.

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    uh ......wat?

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    Leave them alone. They should be above your ridicule.
    Higher ground for the apocalypse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    i thought it was the other way around... i too am confused by your wierd ass comments

    oops, yes, I edited my post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lala
    Leave them alone. They should be above your ridicule.

    You mean below, right? Hope I didn't strike a nerve because you try that look.
    Saw a few older 40+ women at the mall trying that look, then Joan Rivers on TV tonight...LOL

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    Senior Member FXjohn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    they need thongs hangin out their really tight spandex pants too.
    That would be cool if they had the body for it, but the "I'm a skateboard teen from 3 years ago" look is pretty pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    i wasn't being serious. go buy some porn man. you think too much.
    Look who's talking, I was surprised anyone even responded to this post, let alone so soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    man. you think i think too much. yous crazy!
    No actually I wouldn't DREAM of accusing you of thinking too much


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    man. you think i think too much. yous crazy!
    Just ignore the john. Maybe he has problems at home.

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    I kinda think old people look ridiculous when they dress like teenagers, anyway. I've been dressing like an old man since I was 14, now I'm starting to catch up...Nothin' against old folks, I just think it's hard to treat them with the respect they supposedly deserve when their doing their best to age un-gracefully. When I'm 40, I am going to buy a derby hat and wear it 'til I die!
    Oh, and this new fashion, with the plastic surgery being cool, and gay men deciding what everyone wears. It sucks. If I ever get my hair frosted, I might as well start sitting down to pee.
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    Senior Member FXjohn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by krispistoferson
    I kinda think old people look ridiculous when they dress like teenagers, anyway. I've been dressing like an old man since I was 14, now I'm starting to catch up...Nothin' against old folks, I just think it's hard to treat them with the respect they supposedly deserve when their doing their best to age un-gracefully. When I'm 40, I am going to buy a derby hat and wear it 'til I die!
    Oh, and this new fashion, with the plastic surgery being cool, and gay men deciding what everyone wears. It sucks. If I ever get my hair frosted, I might as well start sitting down to pee.

    hahaha...funny stuff, thanks
    yep, and give me regular old Levi's Jeans. Not baggy, not low waisted, not frosted..LOL
    Some old maid takes a grunge look and copies it, only with spotless ironed clothes instead of something that's worn in...or paying for ripped Ambercrombie and Fitch jeans for 100 bucks.
    Why do people decide to go with these trends? Rob Lowe turned his collar up, I think I better too, so I look ridiculous when i see my picture in 5 years LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperTrooper
    You all didn't see the 40 year old in my yoga class last night. I wouldn't care what she wore(sp?). The body underneath was that of a 18 year old! Hot dam!

    Hey you did fine, you spelled "wore" right.
    That's kind of our point, it's what's underneath that counts, or actually being creative enough to come up with your own look and not what the 13 year olds at the mall wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    we need pics!

    Just edit out the guys with beer bellys in his class though please

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    Quote Originally Posted by FXjohn
    How ridiculous do middle aged-older women look wearing that weird "long sleeved T-shirt under another T-shirt" look?
    Have you ever had sex with a woman in her 40s? OMFG! Once you do, you won't care what they wear, just as long as it's on the floor as soon as possible!

    I <3 older chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    Have you ever had sex with a woman in her 40s? OMFG! Once you do, you won't care what they wear, just as long as it's on the floor as soon as possible!

    I <3 older chicks


    I guess I've never had "bad sex", Lord Opie...LOL
    What's your cut off point then, 50? Or is that even better yet??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    i thought chiks reached their sexual peak in their 30's.

    how different is it? do they just want it more or do they know more or what?
    well, I've only been with two women ~45, but I've heard many are similar... they'll have sex any where (literally), any time (often), they're more experienced and, uhh, know things, plus, they'll try just about anything. They're passion and intensity is magnified.

    mmmmmMILF

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    It CAN be bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krispistoferson
    I might as well start sitting down to pee.
    That's one way to keep it off your Nike's!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    they'll have sex any where (literally), any time (often), they're more experienced and, uhh, know things, plus, they'll try just about anything. They're passion and intensity is magnified.

    mmmmmMILF

    You could say the same thing about fat chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by FXjohn
    You could say the same thing about fat chicks
    Okay, I'll sleep with your mom (MILF) and your sister (the fat chick) and I'll let you know who's a better.

    PM me phone numbers and I'll get it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    Okay, I'll sleep with your mom (MILF) and your sister (the fat chick) and I'll let you know who's a better.

    PM me phone numbers and I'll get it done.

    Hey, no problem, we'll swap, give me your mom's and sister's numbers, we can compare notes and maybe even take a few "money shots" for laughs later.

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    I just saw that you're 40yo... is your mom a GMILF?

    And how have you not been with a 40+yo woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    I just saw that you're 40yo... is your mom a GMILF?

    And how have you not been with a 40+yo woman?

    I have been, who said I haven't been?
    The woman I'm seeing now is 33.
    You're looking into my age? I certainly don't care what yours is.
    You're the one who said you wanted sex with my mother.
    Last edited by FXjohn; 02-12-05 at 08:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FXjohn
    What's your cut off point then, 50? Or is that even better yet??
    if more 50 year-old women looked like the one in that bowflex commercial i'd happily expand my target selection and....engage.
    "When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo daVinci

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