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    Every lane is a bike lane Chris L's Avatar
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    Question?

    Could someone tell me what's up with these try hard homies
    the caps back to front but I think they're phonies
    they're hanging with the crew decked out in Fubu
    the latest Nike sneaker is their choice of shoe
    the triple extra large pants so big their saggin'
    with the pimp limp their leg they be draggin'
    in the hood you know you're not a real G
    unless you spell fat P-H-A-T
    the local shopping centre is the place you hang
    chillin' with your b!tch and the rest of the gang
    comparing knives, shootin' dice and working on your plan
    to become an Aussie version of the Wu-Tang Clan
    alright that's enough you've gotta stop it please
    cause this ain't New York city or Los Angeles
    cause there's no LBC in the LDB
    no Snoop Doggy Dogg or Warren G

    you have got to be kiddin' or jokin' or just smokin'
    your tracksuits bright green you're looking like a fashion fiend
    to some but others seem to like it a tonne
    oh ***** they've got the same one on
    hang on, hang on I think I know what's going on
    you feel more hardcore when you dress as one
    the Aussie coloured gangs at the shops you hang
    coming back everyday like a boomerang
    you're doing criminal things as your Nokia rings
    mummy's calling you home you've got a family thing
    what a cutsie wutsie little gangsta G
    harrass me then you're running home for tea
    you're just rich boys wishing you were black or poor
    spending days smoking crack or patronising wh0res
    but you don't you won't and you're starting to smirk
    cause when you turn 17 your Dad will buy you a Merc
    man i've been to LA i've seen where gangstas chill
    believe me boy it ain't nothing like the Hills
    so check yourself before you wreck yourself
    get the fashion eraser out correct yourself
    but if you're down with dressing like a clown that's sick
    just stop giving me ***** when i'm trying to catch a flick

    the gangs are gathered round the front of Grace Brothers
    some too young to drive so they're waiting on their Mothers
    to come and pick them up and take them home
    that's why they've got that flashy new mobile phone
    then you've got the ones who are on their Ps
    with a licence in hand and a set of keys
    doing laps of the local neighbourhood
    thinking they're looking so damn good
    the car is lowered the windows tinted
    but what a f*cken shame that the spoiler's dinted
    I guess it doesn't matter when you've got a sick system
    that goes so loud the whole world can listen
    to your doof doof crap and your gangsta rap
    no room for more than two with the woofers in the back
    the boys in the hood never looked this good
    if you could change your skin colour well I bet ya would
    but that ain't gonna happen so I guess your just a wigga
    at least you're looking cool in your Tommy Hilfiger

    Now this is not about race, religon or colour or creed
    cause there's dicks in every part of the world you see
    it's about teeny boppers hanging out at the shops
    wasting all of my time is my path they cross
    with your fist firmly clenched and your arms extended
    you stared at me and now you're offended?
    if I was tough enough i'd knock your arse to the floor
    but i'm not so I laugh and make a run for the door
    you really think that you're looking like a Gangsta rapper
    like Ice Cube's hanging out in Parramatta
    your ghetto is a foodcourt so what's the deal?
    some call it Harlem others call it Westfield
    so f*ck you if you wear Adidas
    and just kidding if you ever get to meet us
    and if you fall for that then you're as dumb as you look
    cause when it comes to looking stupid boy you wrote the book


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    Jr. High School Student shiftinjon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris L
    Could someone tell me what's up with these try hard homies
    the caps back to front but I think they're phonies...

    ...so check yourself before you wreck yourself
    get the fashion eraser out correct yourself
    but if you're down with dressing like a clown that's sick
    just stop giving me ***** when i'm trying to catch a flick...

    ...doing laps of the local neighbourhood
    thinking they're looking so damn good...
    ...the boys in the hood never looked this good...

    ...if I was tough enough i'd knock your arse to the floor
    but i'm not so I laugh and make a run for the door...

    ...if you fall for that then you're as dumb as you look
    cause when it comes to looking stupid boy you wrote the book

    A whole lot of this happenin on these forums right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiftinjon
    A whole lot of this happenin on these forums right now.
    yeah that's cuz ChrisL is too busy cyclling to keep 'em in line

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