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Old 02-13-05, 05:16 PM   #1
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Could someone tell me what's up with these try hard homies
the caps back to front but I think they're phonies
they're hanging with the crew decked out in Fubu
the latest Nike sneaker is their choice of shoe
the triple extra large pants so big their saggin'
with the pimp limp their leg they be draggin'
in the hood you know you're not a real G
unless you spell fat P-H-A-T
the local shopping centre is the place you hang
chillin' with your b!tch and the rest of the gang
comparing knives, shootin' dice and working on your plan
to become an Aussie version of the Wu-Tang Clan
alright that's enough you've gotta stop it please
cause this ain't New York city or Los Angeles
cause there's no LBC in the LDB
no Snoop Doggy Dogg or Warren G

you have got to be kiddin' or jokin' or just smokin'
your tracksuits bright green you're looking like a fashion fiend
to some but others seem to like it a tonne
oh ***** they've got the same one on
hang on, hang on I think I know what's going on
you feel more hardcore when you dress as one
the Aussie coloured gangs at the shops you hang
coming back everyday like a boomerang
you're doing criminal things as your Nokia rings
mummy's calling you home you've got a family thing
what a cutsie wutsie little gangsta G
harrass me then you're running home for tea
you're just rich boys wishing you were black or poor
spending days smoking crack or patronising wh0res
but you don't you won't and you're starting to smirk
cause when you turn 17 your Dad will buy you a Merc
man i've been to LA i've seen where gangstas chill
believe me boy it ain't nothing like the Hills
so check yourself before you wreck yourself
get the fashion eraser out correct yourself
but if you're down with dressing like a clown that's sick
just stop giving me ***** when i'm trying to catch a flick

the gangs are gathered round the front of Grace Brothers
some too young to drive so they're waiting on their Mothers
to come and pick them up and take them home
that's why they've got that flashy new mobile phone
then you've got the ones who are on their Ps
with a licence in hand and a set of keys
doing laps of the local neighbourhood
thinking they're looking so damn good
the car is lowered the windows tinted
but what a f*cken shame that the spoiler's dinted
I guess it doesn't matter when you've got a sick system
that goes so loud the whole world can listen
to your doof doof crap and your gangsta rap
no room for more than two with the woofers in the back
the boys in the hood never looked this good
if you could change your skin colour well I bet ya would
but that ain't gonna happen so I guess your just a wigga
at least you're looking cool in your Tommy Hilfiger

Now this is not about race, religon or colour or creed
cause there's dicks in every part of the world you see
it's about teeny boppers hanging out at the shops
wasting all of my time is my path they cross
with your fist firmly clenched and your arms extended
you stared at me and now you're offended?
if I was tough enough i'd knock your arse to the floor
but i'm not so I laugh and make a run for the door
you really think that you're looking like a Gangsta rapper
like Ice Cube's hanging out in Parramatta
your ghetto is a foodcourt so what's the deal?
some call it Harlem others call it Westfield
so f*ck you if you wear Adidas
and just kidding if you ever get to meet us
and if you fall for that then you're as dumb as you look
cause when it comes to looking stupid boy you wrote the book


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Old 02-13-05, 05:26 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by Chris L
Could someone tell me what's up with these try hard homies
the caps back to front but I think they're phonies...

...so check yourself before you wreck yourself
get the fashion eraser out correct yourself
but if you're down with dressing like a clown that's sick
just stop giving me ***** when i'm trying to catch a flick...

...doing laps of the local neighbourhood
thinking they're looking so damn good...
...the boys in the hood never looked this good...

...if I was tough enough i'd knock your arse to the floor
but i'm not so I laugh and make a run for the door...

...if you fall for that then you're as dumb as you look
cause when it comes to looking stupid boy you wrote the book

A whole lot of this happenin on these forums right now.
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Old 02-13-05, 07:47 PM   #3
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A whole lot of this happenin on these forums right now.
yeah that's cuz ChrisL is too busy cyclling to keep 'em in line
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