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    It's Tuesday!

    And my boss is coming in late today, I should get into some mischeif.

    What say you?

    I was thinking about photo copying some dollar bills and then jamming the vending machines with them.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Happy Birthday Mango!

    and yes, use the copier...skip the dollar bills though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Happy Birthday Mango!

    and yes, use the copier...skip the dollar bills though.
    Why? No one wants to see a copy of nothing.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Why? No one wants to see a copy of nothing.
    copying money is called counterfeiting....I don't want you to go away.

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    Maybe you should get some super glue and glue his phone handset down to the base...and his stapler to his desk, etc.

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    Prussian blue on his/her phone. Smurf ear FTW.

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    Saran wrap the doorway to this office.
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    SHE showed up early at 915 and ruined all the fun.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    SHE showed up early at 915 and ruined all the fun.
    He/She/It......

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    Encase his stapler in jello.
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    I had a co-worker once who thought it would be funny to pour MEK into a female co-worker's seat.


    His next job was as a security guard at the mall that later hired Gary Coleman.



    Don't do that, Mango Pumpkin.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I was thinking about photo copying some dollar bills and then jamming the vending machines with them.
    Our copiers are in a network and the Secret Service has come out at least twice for that.

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    Check around your boss's desk for his credit card and buy breakfast for everyone. I keep mine underneath my deskpad next to the combo to the safe.

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    This thread is gone with the wind.

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    Take over the boss's space and say you're in charge now

    Edit: and think of all the posting you can do here afterwards in your spare time without a job
    You're just trying to start an argument to show how smart you are.

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    MEK is some caustic sh**

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    This is what my friend got today at work... You should have done it to her.
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