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Old 04-09-13, 05:57 AM   #1
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It's Tuesday!

And my boss is coming in late today, I should get into some mischeif.

What say you?

I was thinking about photo copying some dollar bills and then jamming the vending machines with them.
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Old 04-09-13, 06:06 AM   #2
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Happy Birthday Mango!

and yes, use the copier...skip the dollar bills though.
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Happy Birthday Mango!

and yes, use the copier...skip the dollar bills though.
Why? No one wants to see a copy of nothing.
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Old 04-09-13, 06:59 AM   #4
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Why? No one wants to see a copy of nothing.
copying money is called counterfeiting....I don't want you to go away.
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Maybe you should get some super glue and glue his phone handset down to the base...and his stapler to his desk, etc.
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Old 04-09-13, 07:41 AM   #6
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SHE showed up early at 915 and ruined all the fun.
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SHE showed up early at 915 and ruined all the fun.
He/She/It......
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Encase his stapler in jello.
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I had a co-worker once who thought it would be funny to pour MEK into a female co-worker's seat.


His next job was as a security guard at the mall that later hired Gary Coleman.



Don't do that, Mango Pumpkin.
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I was thinking about photo copying some dollar bills and then jamming the vending machines with them.
Our copiers are in a network and the Secret Service has come out at least twice for that.
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Check around your boss's desk for his credit card and buy breakfast for everyone. I keep mine underneath my deskpad next to the combo to the safe.
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Take over the boss's space and say you're in charge now

Edit: and think of all the posting you can do here afterwards in your spare time without a job
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MEK is some caustic sh**
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This is what my friend got today at work... You should have done it to her.
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