Have we decided on a prank yet? She will never suspect a thing.
Let's file paperwork to have her name legally changed to Laura SantaMaria.
I sent her thirty six river otters. She can start a farm.
What's this thread about?
Oh and how many birthdays have I had in my absence?
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
Back in the New York Groove?