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    Who should play Darth Talon?

    We all know there will be another Star Wars movie, now that Disney has bought up Lucasfilm, and the entire franchise. (Alas, poor George. We knew him well.)
    No one knows what the new story will be about, but like most fanboys, ( I was there in '77. ) I would like to see Darth Talon featured. The question is simply,
    who should play the part. Gotta be an actress that's buff, that goes without saying. Also, someone who has the right level of "meanness" about her. She is a Sith Lord, after all.
    So, who do you think?
    Last edited by trackhub; 04-16-13 at 05:53 PM.
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    Just Googled the names on your list to find out who they are...Do you think they could afford to hire any of these people?
    Might be the death of the franchise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redbike72 View Post
    Just Googled the names on your list to find out who they are...Do you think they could afford to hire any of these people?
    Might be the death of the franchise.
    The franchise died with Return of the Jedi. Its brain and soul removed, the poor undead corpse has been forced to pull Jabba the George's barge since.
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    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Mango Pumpkin.
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    Courtney Love...or jsharr in drag. That's pretty much the same look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    The franchise died with Return of the Jedi. Its brain and soul removed, the poor undead corpse has been forced to pull Jabba the George's barge since.
    I think that's a fair evaluation of the series.

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    Sigourney Weaver. Is there any other choice???

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Courtney Love...or jsharr in drag. That's pretty much the same look.
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    Joan Collins. It about time for a come back role.

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    20 years ago i woulda said sharon stone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No, I always wear underwear.
    Though not always pants.
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    I don't see Gina Torres from Firefly on the list? Would make a good Sith lord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    The franchise died with Return of the Jedi. Its brain and soul removed, the poor undead corpse has been forced to pull Jabba the George's barge since.
    Not a fan of teddy bears in space either?
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    What is a Darth Talon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Not a fan of teddy bears in space either?
    Exactly.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Naomi Von Kreeps. If you haven't heard of her... look her up. You won't be disappointed.

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    I vote jsharr in drag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    What is a Darth Talon?
    Ann Coulter's maiden name.

    Oh wait, she's single. <backs away slowly>

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    Quote Originally Posted by TampaRaleigh View Post
    Naomi Von Kreeps. If you haven't heard of her... look her up. You won't be disappointed.
    Impressive. Most impressive.



    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    What is a Darth Talon?
    For your records.

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    At :54 does she lick a light saber?
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    Nice! A Sith Lord with a boob-job.

    Really don't see Disney going this route.
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    My vote is Jennifer Garner.
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    I'd say Gina Carano. She is an MMA fighter who was in the movie Haywire. And then Mango Pumpkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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