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jeneralist 07-31-13 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 15910103)
I think this is the "secret weapon" trackhub was referring to:

Warning MAY BE FATAL to diabetics and persons with a modicum of musical taste


[video=youtube;h9nE2spOw_o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o[/video]


Sad to admit it -- that was the first song I had on vinyl, back in the days of 45s.

Wilfred Laurier 07-31-13 07:43 PM

send in the clowns

jeneralist 07-31-13 07:43 PM

Does it need to be in English?

[video=youtube;vwBj1EIBOg8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBj1EIBOg8[/video]

colorider 07-31-13 08:02 PM

Almost worthy of its own thread but I submit crappy songs by legendary artists: The Who - Athena http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go6FYVw6tTo The Stones-Emotional Rescue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb6XA6jj0Ys.........

Rootman 07-31-13 08:23 PM

Can't believe it's not been listed yet, Richard Harris - MacArthur Park

trsidn 08-01-13 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toytech (Post 15892497)
Wrong thread, this is clearly one of the best songs ever.

correct

trsidn 08-01-13 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahsposo (Post 15891714)
I dare you:

[video=youtube;ye-XZ4Ukl08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-XZ4Ukl08[/video]

wow

colorider 08-01-13 08:53 AM

Although at the moment I'd vote for Maroon 5 One More Night as that is currently stuck in my head after hearing it on the alarm clock radio 3.5 hrs ago.:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwK7ggA3-bU

awfulwaffle 08-01-13 10:02 AM

I think this tops it all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

F***in magnets, how do they work? Apparently it's miracles.

trsidn 08-01-13 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by awfulwaffle (Post 15913053)
I think this tops it all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

F***in magnets, how do they work? Apparently it's miracles.

You slow....
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...1#post15891600

awfulwaffle 08-01-13 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trsidn (Post 15913092)

Aw balls, so I am. I guess I owe another then, eh? Not sure it qualifies as a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hXoShBQ7c

bikeguyinvenice 08-01-13 10:16 AM

I found another awful one, David Hasselhoff, the Hoff, channeling KITT from Knight Rider

[video=youtube_share;dm7jEA3frY4]http://youtu.be/dm7jEA3frY4[/video]

Jseis 08-01-13 10:18 AM

Anka: Your having my baby.

grueling 08-01-13 03:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI

Eddie Murphy should NEVER sing

trsidn 08-01-13 03:30 PM

Oh come on.... That's not the worst... lame, but not the worst.

cuzzinit 08-01-13 03:47 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen behold KILLDOZER from Michigan like everything else that harms you.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Z5_jNcKYY

bikeguyinvenice 08-01-13 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trsidn (Post 15914527)
Oh come on.... That's not the worst... lame, but not the worst.

I agree lame but others have listed musical travesties far worse than that.

trackhub 08-01-13 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bikeguyinvenice (Post 15907246)
Okay well if you're going to submit Hooked then I will see your Hooked and raise you an "Afternoon Delight"!

[video=youtube_share;2NUkhMq_iRo]http://youtu.be/2NUkhMq_iRo[/video]

Oh now that IS nasty! Still,,,, not the worst. Definitely in the running though. Sadly, I remember when you could not turn on a radio without hearing that.
I'm assuming they're in hiding somewhere.

Captain and Tennille.... anything... has been known to drive anyone to the very edge of madness. And,,, apparently, it is true that the CIA used Yoko Ono music
for torture purposes. Heck, I'd talk.

Still, the worst,, you already know it, you are all denying the knowledge. It's sort of like already knowing what's in Room 101.

bikeguyinvenice 08-01-13 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackhub (Post 15915233)
Oh now that IS nasty! Still,,,, not the worst. Definitely in the running though. Sadly, I remember when you could not turn on a radio without hearing that.
I'm assuming they're in hiding somewhere.

Captain and Tennille.... anything... has been known to drive anyone to the very edge of madness. And,,, apparently, it is true that the CIA used Yoko Ono music
for torture purposes. Heck, I'd talk.

Still, the worst,, you already know it, you are all denying the knowledge. It's sort of like already knowing what's in Room 101.

Okay you asked for it

Love Will Keep us Together
[video=youtube_share;xjloX_EvYiI]http://youtu.be/xjloX_EvYiI[/video]

trackhub 08-01-13 06:43 PM

I must now reveal the secret weapon.. Just think.. somewhere in outer space, a great, advanced civilization is just now receiving this. We are doomed.

[video=youtube;kfVsfOSbJY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0[/video]

ahsposo 08-01-13 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackhub (Post 15915273)
I must now reveal the secret weapon.. Just think.. somewhere in outer space, a great, advanced civilization is just now receiving this. We are doomed.
]

No, it will be Voyager's gold. Elron was correct about that..

skidder 08-01-13 07:30 PM

[video=youtube;A_W5QnO5UGk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W5QnO5UGk[/video]

Taco's 'Puttin' on the Ritz' (1983)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_W5QnO5UGk

Notgrownup 08-01-13 07:55 PM

Gilbert O'Sullivan FO SURE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDr79o1IY8

Artkansas 08-01-13 09:19 PM

This is the song that doesn't end.

[video=youtube_share;HNTxr2NJHa0]http://youtu.be/HNTxr2NJHa0[/video]

DX-MAN 08-01-13 11:30 PM

We've had a lot of nominations here; I have only one question:

HOW DO WE MEASURE WHICH IS ​WORST -- BY THE SIZE OF THE VOMIT PUDDLES ON THE FLOOR?


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