Great day for a long, leisurely ride in my part of the world. Just one problem: Gum on my front tire. AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I hate gum!
Arguably the worst thing to get stuck on your tire. Damn stuff is difficult to remove, and if you don't, it just picks up shards of glass, metal,
and whatever else is strewn in the roadway.
Why does this stuff even exist? I didn't like it as a kid, and I certainly don't want anything to do with it now.
Some might say that doggie doo is the worst thing. I must disagree. You know what doggie doo is all about, you know where it came from, and you always known
exactly where you stand with doggie doo. With gum, you don't know who's been chewing it. And why can't they just spit the stuff in the nearest barrel? Is that
too hard? Today's flavor was some sort of minty green smurf.
So... Post your reasons for hating gum.