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    Giant Duck invades Pittsburgh - All bow to our waterfowl overlord

    At risk to my own personal safety, I am reporting that a giant duck has just invaded Pittsburgh. The exact number of casualties are unknown at this time, as they are being kept secret by order of the waterfowl overlord . Thousands more have chosen to bow to the invader and now are living under unspeakable conditions.


    I have chosen to go underground and join a small band of rebels. The video below was taken by one of our undercover operators. Be warned that your city may be next! We are not the first city to experience this invasion.

    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

    Albert Einstein

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    Spoooooooon!

    Clearly a job for the Tick.

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    Wildlife run a fowl! What is next!
    I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!

    I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.

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    Today, at great risk to my personal safety, I entered the city along a rebel controlled bike trail. I was able to take a few candid shots of the enemy occupation.


    As you can see here the seditionists were gathering by the thousands to pay homage to the new overlord.
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    Some even made signs to welcome him to our once free and lovely city.
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    The eyes seemed to follow you wherever you went it was frightening.
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    People are starting to quack up. Marshal Law has now been declared.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

    Albert Einstein

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