At risk to my own personal safety, I am reporting that a giant duck has just invaded Pittsburgh. The exact number of casualties are unknown at this time, as they are being kept secret by order of the waterfowl overlord . Thousands more have chosen to bow to the invader and now are living under unspeakable conditions.
I have chosen to go underground and join a small band of rebels. The video below was taken by one of our undercover operators. Be warned that your city may be next! We are not the first city to experience this invasion.