About a fortnight ago I was on a train sitting across from a couple of ladies, one in a black dress and one in a blue one. The lady in the blue dress had a small lap dog. I was smoking a cigar - I know it's forbidden but it is done. Anyway, the lady in the blue dress asked me several times to get rid of the cigar and I just ignored her. I could see that she was getting really pissed when suddenly she grabbed the cigar from my mouth and threw it out the coach window. I think she thought I was going to hit her or something because she flinched but I was just reaching for the lap dog which I promptly threw out the window.