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    Funny story

    About a fortnight ago I was on a train sitting across from a couple of ladies, one in a black dress and one in a blue one. The lady in the blue dress had a small lap dog. I was smoking a cigar - I know it's forbidden but it is done. Anyway, the lady in the blue dress asked me several times to get rid of the cigar and I just ignored her. I could see that she was getting really pissed when suddenly she grabbed the cigar from my mouth and threw it out the coach window. I think she thought I was going to hit her or something because she flinched but I was just reaching for the lap dog which I promptly threw out the window.
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    I anticipated an alternate ending where the dog jumps out after the cigar.

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    I anticipated an orgy of epic proportions!

    Was I let down!

    I had a place for a midget and a French maid!

    Maybe a Shetland pony or a mastiff...
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    A fortnight is like when you're constipated, right?
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Funny, meh ?? Throwing a dog out of the window is animal cruelty..
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    Quote Originally Posted by TiBikeGuy View Post
    Funny, meh ?? Throwing a dog out of the window is animal cruelty..
    Way funnier than the time I stole three roubles Maria Ivanovana's writing desk and let one of the maids take the rap.
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