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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    All-righty, then.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    But what about the noxious gases?

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    Are Foosters, Poosters?
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    "A great housewarming or wedding shower gift" ?!

    Men leave the bathroom stinkier than women. This needs to be marketed toward them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Men leave the bathroom stinkier than women. This needs to be marketed toward them.
    Says you.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I'll take a bottle for the fridge at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Says you.
    Women don't disappear in there for a half hour with a newspaper.
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    Now get on your cheap bike and give me a double century. You walking can of Crisco!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Women don't disappear in there for a half hour with a newspaper.
    We are comfortable and open with our odors. Just saying. No subterfuge, no hiding, and we do not disappear. We proudly announce we are going to go lose some brown weight, or lay some cable, or take a dump or drop the kids off at the pool. And we go alone and enjoy it.

    Women run off in herds and run water in the sink to mask noises and light matches and burn candle.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Women don't disappear in there for a half hour with a newspaper.
    What you may not know is that 5 minutes of that is spent relieving oneself and the other 25 is spent reading the paper without external interference!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    what you may not know is that 5 minutes of that is spent relieving oneself and the other 25 is spent reading the paper without external interference!
    qft!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have two small children... the only time I get between 6am and 8pm that isn't occupied by work or kids is spent a) on a bike or b) on the pot.

    Just sayin'!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    We are comfortable and open with our odors. Just saying. No subterfuge, no hiding, and we do not disappear. We proudly announce we are going to go lose some brown weight, or lay some cable, or take a dump or drop the kids off at the pool. And we go alone and enjoy it.

    Women run off in herds and run water in the sink to mask noises and light matches and burn candle.
    I wonder what men would do if women started announcing they were going to pinch a loaf or take a trip on the Log Ride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    What you may not know is that 5 minutes of that is spent relieving oneself and the other 25 is spent reading the paper without external interference!
    Okay, I get the privacy part. But can you at least flush after the first 5 minutes so the smell doesn't permeate the entire room?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Okay, I get the privacy part. But can you at least flush after the first 5 minutes so the smell doesn't permeate the entire room?
    That is why I am running the fan the whole time!
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    Cup Of Cheese!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Cup Of Cheese!!!!!!!!
    I burst out laughing at my desk when that part came on. Fortunately there weren't many people in the cubes around me at the time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Xerum 525 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I wonder what men would do if women started announcing they were going to pinch a loaf or take a trip on the Log Ride?
    Probably run.

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    So glad I clicked on the link in the OP. Now I see that ad everywhere. I'm starting to feel self conscious. Almost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    So glad I clicked on the link in the OP. Now I see that ad everywhere. I'm starting to feel self conscious. Almost.
    AdBlock.
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    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I wonder what men would do if women started announcing they were going to pinch a loaf or take a trip on the Log Ride?
    It's no worse than my ex asking me to make an emergency run to the store to buy a bottle of Fleet Enema solution, or pulling poop out of the dog when it's too constipated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    It's no worse than my ex asking me to make an emergency run to the store to buy a bottle of Fleet Enema solution, or pulling poop out of the dog when it's too constipated.
    I find an ice cream cone is easier to give my dog and just as effective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    I find an ice cream cone is easier to give my dog and just as effective.
    Or a tablespoon of plain canned pumpkin mixed in with their food.
    http://pets.thenest.com/feeding-cann...dogs-5398.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    "A great housewarming or wedding shower gift" ?!

    Men leave the bathroom stinkier than women. This needs to be marketed toward them.
    With all due respect to your Royal Holiness of the Stinkless BM, some of your sisters can lay a turd stinky enough to set off alarms in a Kimchi factory.

    Just saying'
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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    I find an ice cream cone is easier to give my dog and just as effective.
    Is that real ice cream or dog ice cream?

    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
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