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    Wonder if Chuck Norris would do this?


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    I saw that commercial a few days ago. JCVD will do just about anything to get some air time these days.
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    Who do you think taught JCvD to do this...

    Except Chuck pushes the trucks out of the way afterward.

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    I'd heard about that but never seen it. Wow. I wonder what safety precautions they put in place.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"

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    Yo Money! It's gotta be the shoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    I'd heard about that but never seen it. Wow. I wonder what safety precautions they put in place.
    I heard hidden cables are the trick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    I'd heard about that but never seen it. Wow. I wonder what safety precautions they put in place.
    Chuck Norris, running just off camera, in front of the trucks, spotting his buddy Jean Claude. What they don't show are the outtakes where Chuck had to race in and save him, once when one of the trucks ran over Steven Seagal just for the fun of it.
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    Chuck did that same stunt with B-52s
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Chuck did that same stunt with B-52s
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mconlonx View Post
    Chuck Norris, running just off camera, in front of the trucks, spotting his buddy Jean Claude. What they don't show are the outtakes where Chuck had to race in and save him, once when one of the trucks ran over Steven Seagal just for the fun of it.
    They made the gag reel after the money shot- done in one take.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Chuck did that same stunt with B-52s
    at 30,000 feet
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post

    Y'know... other than sheer badassitude, why does JCvD need fingerless gloves for this stunt...?
    I know next to nothing. I am frequently wrong.

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    She could probably take them all...



    Apparently... JCVD stunt was done in one take and the trucks were reversing to demonstrate their state of the art computer controls.

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    Oh man, JCVD! I thought he was dead.
    "The Universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on a government contract." Robert A. Heinlein

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    Quote Originally Posted by genec View Post
    Who do you think taught JCvD to do this...

    Except Chuck pushes the trucks out of the way afterward.
    Using just his beard

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    Volvo is re-inventing the cab over it seems!
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
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    Here is a spoof on the Volvo commercial

    "Normal" is just a setting on a washing machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Chuck did that same stunt with B-52s
    meh

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