If the toilet spray to get rid of odors is for the Foo women, these would make perfect gifts for the Foo men. Especially those who eat high fiber and sit in the same cubicle aisle as I do at work.
I find that if I wear GORE-TEX® pants, the gasses are stored there until I take them off.
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I used to work in an office that was an open design, the cubicle wall where only about 3 1/2 feet high. The chairs where the kind that had mesh for the back, and the seat. So there was no muffler, or filter. And there was this one guy.......
If you don't know the way, you shouldn't be going there.
Okay, here is the skinny. Men are used to eating and drinking stuff that we like and then farting and burping. We eat meat and drink beer.
Women on the other hand eat and drink all kinds of incongruent things. Cucumber finger sandwiches with cream cheese. Hummus and artichoke hearts. Triple frappachcocachino with cinnamon and caramel. And they are afraid to let fly with a nice fart, so they hold all that stuff in and then let it ferment and coagulate and finally, when the pressure builds to a point that they can no longer restrain it, they let out the most noxious gaseous emmissions known to man.
If women would just follow our lead and belch or fart at the first hint of pressure, it would be better for all of us.
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Previously: 2000 Trek 4500 (2000-2003), 2003 Novara Randonee (2003-2006), 2003 Giant Rainier (2003-2008), 2005 Xootr Swift (2005-2007), 2007 Nashbar 1x9 (2007-2011), 2011 Windsor Shetland (2011-2014)
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What you need is an anti-exposure dry suit for pilots. It's like wearing a ziplock bag with booties that seals at the wrists and neck. That thing will contain all sorts of bodily function unpleasantness. While protecting the sensitive noses of your colleagues, extracting one's self from such an enclosure, however, exposes all that unpleasantness at one time and is truly...uh....unpleasant.
Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Fart shorts? Wouldn't you rather *** this for Christmas?:
Are we having fun yet?
Those wacky Brits!
My current stable:
1989 SLX Bottecchia (Campy Athena 11s)
1999 Cannondale F400 mountain bike
2012 Bianchi Infinito (Campy Record 11s)
2012 Colnago C59 in PR99 color scheme (Campy Record 11s)
Well, they're halfway there. These with some sound deadening pants will be perfect.Originally Posted by Manufacturer
I don't need those...my farts don't smell.
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These have been around for probably a decade now. Activated carbon is pretty neat stuff.