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    Ok..Fruitcakes.

    Mine are just about ready. Been soaking in Santiago de Cuba rum for 2 months..

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    I don't know how to vote. I love homemade fruitcake (Alton Brown's Free Range Fruitcake) but hate the store bought versions with those weird plastic red and green "fruits" in them.
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    I love fruit cake cookies more that fruit cakes. My mothers in particular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I love fruit cake cookies more that fruit cakes. My mothers in particular.
    Well I just learned where she got the ingredients....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Well I just learned where she got the ingredients....
    She makes bloody good cookies Siu!
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    They make good door stops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    She makes bloody good cookies Siu!
    GAH!! ngngngngngngngngggggg!!
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    Since most things are better homemade than store bought I'll reserve judgment. That being said, I've yet to have one I haven't hated yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    They make good door stops.
    and ammo
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    and ammo
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    I love fruitcake, although the one I make is light, lemonly and really tasty. But I also like that dense, rum soaked, heavy, nasty cake you buy at the store... if anyone wants my Christmas Cake recipe (I am making a batch this weekend) let me know. Best to make now and let sit awhile before Christmas... also great as a hiking snack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
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    Yours sounds tasty. Are you taking orders?

    I'm with Cbad, in that I'd rather feed a store bought fruitcake to a trebuchet than my mouth.

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    I wonder when ,if not already, somebody comes up with a competition ala pumpkin ckuckin for fruit cake.

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    My mom's have been aging in brandy since January.

    These are acceptable fallbacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    I wonder when ,if not already, somebody comes up with a competition ala pumpkin ckuckin for fruit cake.
    That might qualify as a lethal projectile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
    My mom's have been aging in brandy since January.

    These are acceptable fallbacks.
    Brandy shots?
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    ...the poll does not allow honest response from those of us with a love/hate relationship to fruitcake.
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    Hate is a strong word. So is Love. Can't we all just "meh"?

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    Hate is not too strong a word (for me) to describe fruitcakes.
    But I'm not a dessert person.
    I'm a cheeze-its and glass of red wine type of person.
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    It's edible to me if I'm hungry enough. So is my Sardine Surprise though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Yours sounds tasty. Are you taking orders?

    I'm with Cbad, in that I'd rather feed a store bought fruitcake to a trebuchet than my mouth.
    It's alot of work to make fruitcake... I will however post the recipe. Makes a great Christmas morning gift for neighbor and friends - great with coffee! Plus when the cakes are baking, the kitchen fills up with a nice toasty smell of lemons and almonds and walnuts and candied cheeries, pineapple and citron... mmm mmm good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by overthehillmedi View Post
    I wonder when ,if not already, somebody comes up with a competition ala pumpkin ckuckin for fruit cake.
    A brick laying competition might be more appropriate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Since most things are better homemade than store bought I'll reserve judgment. That being said, I've yet to have one I haven't hated yet.
    Even store bought ones can be made almost edible is soaked in strong enough rum long enough.
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    Nothing wrong with a proper fruitcake.

    Claxton fruitcake is not proper except as a regifting object to a despised acquaintance.

    In fact some of my favorite relatives are right proper fruitcakes.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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