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    I have patellar damnation.

    My doctors told me the otherwise but i insisted. There is no cure for it. You live with it in this world as well in your afterlife.
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    I got nothin'.....
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcrawler View Post
    My doctors told me the otherwise but i insisted. There is no cure for it. You live with it in this world as well in your afterlife.
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    Is that when your knees have gone to hell? I don't think holy water can help with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Is that when your knees have gone to hell? I don't think holy water can help with that.


    Also more cowbell will help.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Okay, so I am old, uncool and uninformed.

    I did a Google search for 'patellar-damnation' and I still don't know what you're talking about.

    Please explain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hillcrawler View Post
    My doctors told me the otherwise...
    "the otherwise"? oh god no, not the otherwise. anything but the otherwise. there is no cure. you are doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bici_mania View Post
    Okay, so I am old, uncool and uninformed.

    I did a Google search for 'patellar-damnation' and I still don't know what you're talking about.

    Please explain.
    I made it up dude. It means chronic knee issue.
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    billy chuck eschlwc's Avatar
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    actually, patellar damnation is a terribly untalented thrash band out of south london, composed of the hooligan sons of washed up mobsters whose trademark acts of violence were cricket bats to the knees.

    yeah, and i too have dislocated my patella. probably the worst physical pain yet experienced.

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    I came into this world with shifty knees... have always had bilateral patellar dislocation because of kneecaps that aren't quite right.

    Cycling was the cure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    whose trademark acts of violence were cricket bats to the knees.
    I might have met them somewhere because that is exactly what i feel like most of the times.
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