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    ...has been known to use a speculum in some of his more famous exploits with geoducks. Trust me, you really don't want to know.
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    crawled out of the petri dish this morning...and is stll growing!
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    Is really more of an Erlenmeyer flask kind of guy.
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    Carries a quart sized hip flask.
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    Was inadvertently sloshed by a steaming diaper on his way to unemployment office...

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    Has lots of up close and personal experience with steaming diapers.
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    Thinks Steaming Diapers means something different for the rest of us.
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    Really enjoys a good 'steam cleaning', if you get my drift and I know you do.
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    ...possibly the sickest and most perverse of his geoduck porn films is a snuff film where the object of his affections is steamed and then eaten. Just absolutely vile.
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    He was homeschooled as a child. He pulled this page out of his science book and kept it under his pillow.
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    Has invented all kinds of devices for the specific purpose of applying heat to sea creatures. Somewhere out there in Jupiter space, Walrus1 awoke with a start, due to a sudden hot flash.
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    His wife doesn't like to be around him until she goes into heat.
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    Likes the heat as a result of direct hard slap to his face....

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    uses KY jelly to lube his bike and collect bellybutton lint

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    Prefers KY Jelly over dry with his partner...

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    his partner, myrtle, makes her own all-purpose jellies the duo market under the label, myrtle's space goop. look for it in the hygiene aisle of your local farm-rite store.

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    Is putting the final touches on an ad campaign: Myrtle's Space Goop: also a floor wax and a dessert topping!
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    As a veteran Risk Manager, MillCreek knows the importance of eating dessert (preferably with a generous topping of Myrtle's Space Goop) first.

    Who knows? You could slip on a freshly waxed floor and crack your skull.
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    ...a devout Christian, he always plays the part of the wise man giving the gift of myrtle in the church Christmas pageant.
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    Myrtle Beach is where he will bring his 72 Caddy someday, alas...

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    Has a new lover to replace Walrus1, Myrtle the Turtle.

    I give her until the next supply shuttle misses schedule.
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    first he gonna bother everyone he meets, then he's gonna go home and get drunk.

    "hey, tippy turtle!"
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    Then eats it.
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    Is thinking of naming his new spaceship, bound for Saturn space, the Titan Terrapin.
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    Wants to be a UMD Terp

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    Spun around and around, never fell down, when he did it became Crater National Park II....

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