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    His favorite saying is mastronaut, schmastronaut

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    His retort is, got any cream filled donuts?
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    Ha never had a cream filled donut in his life. Or an donut for that matter.

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    On BF we know her as Snicklefritz but the rest of the world knows her as Sue D. Britchesoffem, tort lawyer.
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    Has Sue D. Britchesoffem working night and day on a tort claim for ten teetotalling tureen tanked twerking terrapins twitching to the turnpike.
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    ... briefly attended the University of Maryland in the 1970's. His fondest memory of old alma mater is losing his virginity on the quad in front of the bronze statue of Testudo.
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    He does the best impersonation of Testudo you've ever seen.

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    Thinks 'Testudo' is from an old Phil Collins song.
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    ...The Snohomish tribal school song, coincidentally, also uses the tune from "O Tannebaum", just like the University of Maryland. Coincidence ? I think not.
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    ....a huge sports fan in his college years, he knows all the fight songs for the SE conference teams. As an unfortunate result of lifestyle choices, recalling them is problematic.
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    Tonight he'll be hosting a Super Bowel party.
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    Bowel Movement Bowl 1 Zillion at trailer 69 East Bum...USA
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    Is trying to determine, with admittedly unscientific methodology, if he prefers sheep, cow, horse or human bowel to walrus.
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    He is the walrus.

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    He was the independent contractor hired to obtain sheep, cow, horse, and human bowel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    He is the walrus.
    ...goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
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    He was the independent contractor hired to obtain sheep, cow, horse, and human bowel.
    ...recently had to seek surgical relief for a contracted bowel. Crummy health insurance only paid for a veterinary surgeon. But hey, it's only a bowel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
    Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Jooba jooba
    Failed his gom jabbar test.

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    Jabs himself repeatedly as he realizes just how much he bet on the Broncos.
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    hasnt worked out the final tally from his bets on the broncos
    but is pretty sure he made a bit of cash because the odds were so good

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    Is ready to send him money, help him recoup....
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    Is en route back to Springfield in his Duff blimp, which he 'filled' himself. <no smoking please>

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    Showing off the 72 Pinto he got from his Stupid Bowl bookie.....
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    Built a 1929 Mercedes Gazelle kit car onto a 1972 Pinto chassis and drivetrain. Unfortunately, the 2.0L I4 engine exploded in a fireball...

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    Can't do his Ta ta ti ti ta's without giggling uncontrollably.

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