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Old 08-19-14, 09:48 AM   #2801
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Old 08-19-14, 09:56 AM   #2802
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Old 08-19-14, 10:01 AM   #2803
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Old 08-19-14, 10:05 AM   #2804
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Doesn't understand, since his toes are far apart. And hairless.
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Old 08-19-14, 03:10 PM   #2805
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Is quite proud that his feet served as on-camera stunt feet for Pippin in the LOTR trilogy.
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Old 08-19-14, 05:49 PM   #2806
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Is showing the young Braves how to 'Strut' and 'Shake a Tail Feather'.

All part of the very spiritual Rites of Tribal Passage.

Up next 'Assuming the Position'.
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Old 08-19-14, 06:56 PM   #2807
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his speech, entitled, "thems natives ain't like us hear," [sic] was welcomed with sparse applause and the occasional "get 'er done!"
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Old 08-19-14, 07:04 PM   #2808
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Has invested his retirement money heavily into Polar Exploration.

"I just love exploring poles!" he gushes in an an exclusive interview with The New Common Denominator, a periodical for the odd periods.
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Old 08-19-14, 08:27 PM   #2809
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The Poles, pols, and po's didn't take kindly to his "explorations" so they showed him a thing or two regarding deep drill rigs.
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Old 08-19-14, 08:31 PM   #2810
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Knows when it bottoms out from his time doing bottoms up.
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Old 08-19-14, 09:04 PM   #2811
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bottoms up is his least favorite way...
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Old 08-19-14, 09:51 PM   #2812
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Old 08-19-14, 10:22 PM   #2813
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Old 08-19-14, 10:39 PM   #2814
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Old 08-19-14, 10:40 PM   #2815
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Old 08-19-14, 10:42 PM   #2816
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Old 08-19-14, 10:56 PM   #2817
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...was not gone for a period of time because he was working off his debt to society in the county jail.
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Old 08-19-14, 10:59 PM   #2818
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Gets a thrill in dropping a bar of soap.
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Old 08-20-14, 03:59 AM   #2819
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Gets a thrill when he bends over to pick it up.
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Old 08-20-14, 07:57 AM   #2820
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Old 08-20-14, 10:21 AM   #2821
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...he's completely put off by the idea of spending quality, intimate time with a large, hairy guy named Bubba.
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Old 08-20-14, 10:32 AM   #2822
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He bikes and dodges the holes on a busy bumpy main road in knee-high white sock with Addidas beach sandals and no helmet.
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Old 08-20-14, 10:33 AM   #2823
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Old 08-20-14, 01:59 PM   #2824
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Not happy with the whole trekking on one ski fad sweeping the Nordic community but its a good thing his arm has a had a lot of gratification practice as he can pump it faster than a one legged paper hanger on Dancing With The Stars.
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Old 08-20-14, 05:06 PM   #2825
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