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Old 02-04-14, 06:40 PM   #301
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Is confused why all the ladies keep hitting him when he offers them a free tube steak sandwich for lunch.
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Old 02-04-14, 06:44 PM   #302
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Old 02-04-14, 07:55 PM   #303
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In a nearly forgotten footnote of history actually found the beef for that querulous old lady in the Reagan campaign. The election was over by then, so he was sent to space on a 'fact' finding mission.
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Old 02-04-14, 08:41 PM   #304
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worked at a wendy's during the height of the 'where's the beef?' campaign. he wasn't sure where the beef was, but about $300 worth of condiments and paper products were in the back of his gremlin.
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Old 02-04-14, 08:59 PM   #305
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Old 02-05-14, 01:01 AM   #306
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Old 02-05-14, 09:27 AM   #307
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Old 02-05-14, 10:16 AM   #308
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Old 02-05-14, 10:36 AM   #309
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Old 02-05-14, 04:08 PM   #311
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Old 02-05-14, 04:28 PM   #312
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Old 02-05-14, 04:41 PM   #313
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Old 02-05-14, 05:14 PM   #314
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Speaking of duck-bills, he is still wondering what the plural of platypus is. Platyplorum?
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Old 02-05-14, 05:20 PM   #315
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...knows full well that the plural of platypus is platytude.
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Knows that a pack of platypus is platypi, which coincidentally enough, is a delicious pastry to enjoy.
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Old 02-05-14, 08:14 PM   #318
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The word 'pastry' always makes him drool more than usual.

Buckets vs. a constant drip, drip, drip, if that helps quantify.
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Old 02-05-14, 10:17 PM   #319
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He keeps offering to fix MillCreek's plumbing with his universal expanding mushroom plug.
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Old 02-06-14, 07:24 AM   #321
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They call him Hoover for less than obvious reasons...
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...was actually sent to the moon in a secret, government program during the Coolidge administration. The tragic failure of that mission kept us out of space until Mercury.
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Old 02-06-14, 03:22 PM   #324
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