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    Is dressed up like a deuce.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    not a ******...
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    Thinks asterisks are a part of speech, like uh and duh and whatever.
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    Is proficient in Valley Girl speak, like, whatever.
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    totally gagged himself with a spoon

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    Will use his Shift Key for work.
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    Shifts his keys in his pockets, at least that's what the second grade school girls think while he's subbing...
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    ...would love to have a few keys, but the locked facility where he resides does not permit them to the residents. Still lotsa pocket action going on, 'though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    Eight ball in the corner pocket is what he had on him at the time of his arrest...
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    Gets high on Jesus, not drugs.
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    Refers to a session with a mental health professional as 'getting shrink-wrapped'.
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    His preferred 'shrink-wrap' is something in a festive color, ribbed if available, and from Trojan.
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    ...his ceremonial Snohomish tribal name, loosely translated, reads "French tickler".
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    His spirit name, given to him after a quest in the desert, translates to 'Drunken recipient of bodily fluids'.
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    We learned in an earlier post that his wife is called Three Horses because she nag, nag, nag. His teenage daughter is called Merry Christmas cause she ho, ho, ho!
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    ..............wore a condom hat to work on Monday and Tuesday. Nobody said anything about it at all.
    He's considering showing up next Monday without any pants, but wants to wait and see what the weather is doing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    His large and turgid brain necessitates a condom hat with the reservoir tip, lest it start to ejaculate spurts of brilliance.
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    Has a select group of young Snohomish braves he's teaching to sing in perfect harmony and they'd like to sell the world some coke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    His large and turgid brain necessitates a condom hat with the reservoir tip, lest it start to ejaculate spurts of brilliance.

    ...a master of the ancient, Native American, spiritual practice of flaccid ejaculation, he nonetheless insists on parading naked with a full erection in the tribal fertility ritual.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    Picky.

    Or is it sniped?

    I get so confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Has a select group of young Snohomish braves he's teaching to sing in perfect harmony and they'd like to sell the world some coke.
    ....is very fond of his dental hygienist. He's particularly effusive in his praise of her anatomical charms when given the proper anesthetic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    Picky.

    Or is it sniped?

    I get so confused...
    ....it's probably not the drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ....is very fond of his dental hygienist. He's particularly effusive in his praise of her anatomical charms when given the proper anesthetic.
    Oooh aa oogiville ies nysk s goovavall
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Oooh aa oogiville ies nysk s goovavall

    Begs the dentist to administer Versed for the procedures, since it is the closest thing he gets to sex.

    http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/1...03.03147.x/pdf
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    ...as a hospital risk manager, a large part of his job is convincing the staff not to Bogart the hallucinogens.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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