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    His life is like a 45 played at 33.3.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Loves to put Ass Gristle on his bacon....

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    ...gristle, gas, or ass. Nobody rides for free.
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    Lawlessness is illegal.

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    In case of famine, stores gristle between his teeth.
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    As Risk Manager, his primary concern is the risk of missing a meal. So far, so good.
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    Knows that I often tell the cat that she doesn't look as if she has missed too many meals.
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    Really likes when the cat pukes in his boot.

    "She wuvs me!" he exclaims, "She willy wuvs me!"

    "She's my wittle Snookums! Yes she is!"
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    Is not weird.
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Got caught Smoeking in the Boyz Room with his buddies Mick and Tom.
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    His use of 'smoeking' betrays his Dutch heritage. That, and turning a wooden shoe into a bong.
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    His Oz heritage (which even he just found out) explains his tribal preference for the rare nose bong.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Thinks a bong is a stupid utensil...

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    ...he's saving all his bongwater with the intention of shipping it to California to assist in drought relief efforts here. We appreciate his thoughtfulness.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
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    Is moving to Denver where he will host a new show on Colorado State TV, The Bong Show.

    In this show young tattooed hipster chicks will attempt to entertain a panel of celebrity dopers for a short period of time. If the celebrity doper hits the Bong before times up 3A has to listen to her complain about whatever she has to complain about as her prize.

    Or something like that. He'll figure it out.
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    Owns the key to life and guards it well...

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    wun at lest jaun spelink be for he bekame mastr spasman.
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    Spelunking was fun for him, he practically invented the sport....

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    His Colorado vaca has clearly put a new meaning on getting stoned underground.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    His assumptions are always spot on accurate...

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    Says he was clearing his throat. It's not what you think. Go back to sleep.
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    Remembers the good old days when you could get lied to for a nickel.

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    Just finished lighting up a nickel...

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    Is now a nickel short of a dime bag.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Nickels and dimes the local Girl Scouts until they hurl boxes of Thin Mints at him.
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    Says "Girl Scouts, they're what's for dinner!" and laughs.

    I, for one, am alarmed!
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