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3alarmer 01-22-14 10:54 PM

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...he still misses those days when all television was broadcast over the airwaves, and the three stations he received (one with heavy snow) signed off with the anthem.http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...images/usa.gif

black_box 01-22-14 11:01 PM

Is busy compiling all the great truths from the previous thread to claim as his own.

Jseis 01-22-14 11:35 PM

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ahsposo 01-23-14 03:55 AM

Has perfected the art of the blank stare.

eschlwc 01-23-14 06:17 AM

is working on an avatar of a fad focused zombie hunter, clad in overalls and crocs, sportin' dreads, and riding his vintage segway to the next fresh grave.

MillCreek 01-23-14 07:33 AM

Has nailed a couple of wheels to an orange crate on a handle, and calls it his Segway.

ahsposo 01-23-14 09:17 AM

Has started snorting Smarties® in the belief doing so will make him, well, smarter.

Referring to his new habit he says "Hey, except for the nasal maggots there's no downside at all."

Jseis 01-23-14 09:55 AM

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http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=360969His sinus surgery pulled a lot more than snot out of his "cavity".

MillCreek 01-23-14 01:08 PM

Things have made so much more sense since he started drinking sizzurp.

3alarmer 01-23-14 01:31 PM

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...he makes a lot of sense. Really..........no lie.

ahsposo 01-23-14 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschlwc (Post 16435082)
millie's getting envious of zombie jerry being the only fad fanatic in these parts, so he's taken to eating glass, dressing as betty boop, and converting the living room into a giant ant farm.

A great team player as long as he can do what he wants.

3alarmer 01-23-14 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschlwc (Post 16435082)
millie's getting envious of zombie jerry being the only fad fanatic in these parts, so he's taken to eating glass, dressing as betty boop, and converting the living room into a giant ant farm.

...doesn't have me set on ignore.

MillCreek 01-23-14 02:21 PM

Strives at all times for excellence in meeting the needs of internal and external stakeholders.

3alarmer 01-23-14 02:32 PM

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...his recent invention of Steakholders tm has not been nearly as successful as his previous, best selling, corn on the cob holders. He's thinking of reworking the ad campaign.

ahsposo 01-23-14 07:28 PM

Is working on perfecting the Knobby Cob Bobber maneuver.

It requires a willing knobby cob that, for 3A, is elusive. So far he's only attempted this 3,482 times with success 3,481 times.

He feels this is far from perfect.

I counseled that shippable is much better than perfect but he keeps searching...

Jseis 01-23-14 07:34 PM

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http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=361044Is appealing to the Olympic Committee to make Corn-In-Hole an Olympic Sport. He's an expert in placing corn in holes, an expert I tell you!

3alarmer 01-24-14 01:51 AM

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...he has a huuuuge collection of corn hole jokes, but is hesitant to use them here now that the subject has been broached. None of them involve broaching corn holes.

ahsposo 01-24-14 04:10 AM

Is well known for his on-line restraint and propriety...

skijor 01-24-14 07:35 AM

Still looks hot in his Susan Partridge choker collar.

MillCreek 01-24-14 07:41 AM

Is the bastard child of Susan Partridge and Will Robinson.

ahsposo 01-24-14 07:44 AM

Sprang up from the primordial ooze.

MillCreek 01-24-14 09:16 AM

Wishes he came from sturdy primordial ooze stock, as opposed to some nondescript slime.

trsidn 01-24-14 09:37 AM

Gained a shred of respectability when his nondescript slime was featured in Ghostbusters...

eschlwc 01-24-14 09:42 AM

his avatar always features one of his sex toys.

trsidn 01-24-14 09:46 AM

Lost all of his sex toys when his car went into the river...


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