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Old 01-22-14, 10:54 PM   #26
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...he still misses those days when all television was broadcast over the airwaves, and the three stations he received (one with heavy snow) signed off with the anthem.
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is working on an avatar of a fad focused zombie hunter, clad in overalls and crocs, sportin' dreads, and riding his vintage segway to the next fresh grave.
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Has started snorting Smarties® in the belief doing so will make him, well, smarter.

Referring to his new habit he says "Hey, except for the nasal maggots there's no downside at all."
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His sinus surgery pulled a lot more than snot out of his "cavity".
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Things have made so much more sense since he started drinking sizzurp.
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...he makes a lot of sense. Really..........no lie.
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millie's getting envious of zombie jerry being the only fad fanatic in these parts, so he's taken to eating glass, dressing as betty boop, and converting the living room into a giant ant farm.
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millie's getting envious of zombie jerry being the only fad fanatic in these parts, so he's taken to eating glass, dressing as betty boop, and converting the living room into a giant ant farm.
...doesn't have me set on ignore.
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...his recent invention of Steakholders tm has not been nearly as successful as his previous, best selling, corn on the cob holders. He's thinking of reworking the ad campaign.
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Is working on perfecting the Knobby Cob Bobber maneuver.

It requires a willing knobby cob that, for 3A, is elusive. So far he's only attempted this 3,482 times with success 3,481 times.

He feels this is far from perfect.

I counseled that shippable is much better than perfect but he keeps searching...
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Is appealing to the Olympic Committee to make Corn-In-Hole an Olympic Sport. He's an expert in placing corn in holes, an expert I tell you!
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Old 01-24-14, 01:51 AM   #42
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...he has a huuuuge collection of corn hole jokes, but is hesitant to use them here now that the subject has been broached. None of them involve broaching corn holes.
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Sprang up from the primordial ooze.
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Wishes he came from sturdy primordial ooze stock, as opposed to some nondescript slime.
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Gained a shred of respectability when his nondescript slime was featured in Ghostbusters...
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his avatar always features one of his sex toys.
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