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Old 02-19-14, 11:37 PM   #526
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Old 02-20-14, 02:43 AM   #527
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Old 02-20-14, 07:32 AM   #528
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Thinks that is a can of PBR he is grabbing.
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Old 02-20-14, 09:22 AM   #529
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Old 02-20-14, 09:23 AM   #530
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Old 02-20-14, 09:43 AM   #531
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Old 02-20-14, 01:23 PM   #532
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Old 02-20-14, 01:50 PM   #533
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Old 02-20-14, 01:54 PM   #534
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Old 02-20-14, 02:30 PM   #535
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Old 02-20-14, 04:36 PM   #536
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Old 02-20-14, 05:04 PM   #537
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Old 02-20-14, 06:44 PM   #538
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While he is usually fairly mild mannered, the combination of a harsh winter and thrombosied hemorrhoids has made him, well, cranky.
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Old 02-20-14, 06:47 PM   #539
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With his crankiness increasing to 200% combined with his diminutive size, the townspeople now refer to him as a compact double crank.
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Old 02-20-14, 07:43 PM   #540
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Old 02-20-14, 08:12 PM   #541
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Can't decide; Does he want to be remembered as a flatulent flyer or a blatant liar...

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Old 02-20-14, 09:56 PM   #542
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Old 02-21-14, 07:43 AM   #543
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Old 02-21-14, 10:06 AM   #544
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Old 02-21-14, 10:12 AM   #545
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Old 02-21-14, 01:55 PM   #546
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Old 02-21-14, 02:50 PM   #547
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....generally genuflects when gently confronted with genitalia, but on rare instances has been known to fall into a genial genital trance.
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Old 02-22-14, 09:08 AM   #548
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Old 02-22-14, 10:36 AM   #549
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Still has milt nightmares from those long, hot summers spent working in the fish hatchery. Surrounded by strong, swarthy men spattered by milt.....
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