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    Is the blonde in the above video.

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    currently doing a one-man clown act for $50/hr.

    willing to do it sans outfit for $25/hr.

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    Thinks that is a can of PBR he is grabbing.
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    Canned laughter is used frequently in his moms basement...

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    A diet of PBR, beans, and salsa always makes a hot tub take sketchy.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Washes his nasty BVD's in the neighbors hot tub in the wee hours of night...

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    throws an unwrapped milky way in the kiddie pool for good measure.

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    Prefers an unwrapped Baby Ruth, as a homage to Caddyshack.
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    Has a license to kill gophers...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Is a gopher for the abused children sector of his local neighborhood watch...

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    Is serving a surprisingly short sentence for killing all the golfers.
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    Is a 13th stepper like you read about it in the Big Book...

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    While he is usually fairly mild mannered, the combination of a harsh winter and thrombosied hemorrhoids has made him, well, cranky.
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    With his crankiness increasing to 200% combined with his diminutive size, the townspeople now refer to him as a compact double crank.
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    You might know him better by his pen name, Frau Blucher

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    Can't decide; Does he want to be remembered as a flatulent flyer or a blatant liar...

    Or both.
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    ...the heart and soul of moderation, propriety, and genial acceptance of his fellow man.
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    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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    Is a proponent of genital acceptance of his fellow man.
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    Holds his genitals above all else...

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    lost his genitals in a freak farm accident...the goat died, btw.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Known far and wide as a kind and genital man. One of genitale society where men are men and women laugh.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    ....generally genuflects when gently confronted with genitalia, but on rare instances has been known to fall into a genial genital trance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fool
    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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    Is known to cry over spilled milt.
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    Still has milt nightmares from those long, hot summers spent working in the fish hatchery. Surrounded by strong, swarthy men spattered by milt.....
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    His 3rd grade pupils call him Uncle Milt...

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