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Old 08-12-17, 07:26 AM   #9451
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Wears a sleeveless white T-shirt when beating his wife. When asked why, he replies, "Hey man, some things just never go out of style."
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Could have been a contender.
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Is passionate about his job as a butcher.

"My favorite part is beating the meat - makes it tender, you know?" he told Rosy Palms, staff editor for Hard Times magazine.
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Is passionate about his job as green grocer. Loves English cucumbers. Enough said.
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Well known around the local pool halls for his unique ability to put a little English on his balls.
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Well known around the local pool for his cannon balls. Children have been swept away and never heard from again.
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His friends hate golfing with him now. They claim he spends too much time at the ball washer.
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Was really disappointed last night when he showed up for a bar's c0rnh0le competition and it turned out they were throwing beanbags at boards.




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Old 08-12-17, 08:52 AM   #9459
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A male bar patron told him that after hours, there was going to be a party at his place, with the patron saying,"Usually there will be some fighting, cussing, and wild sex at the party". Ahsposo said " I'm really not into large violent crowds", but ahsposo's interest quickly peaked when the bar patron told that it will only be the two of them at the party.
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Founding member of the Knights Who Say No.
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His advertising motto, 'Pining for the Fords', was rejected by a certain large auto manufacturer.
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You may know him better by his Jewish porn name...Ben Cut.
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Still smells of elderberry.
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Likes to grip coconuts by the husk.
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From the look of him he's a self-made man.
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Waiting for the day he can say "it's alive".
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He is more brave than Sir Robin.
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Would rather be Maid Marion.
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Notorious for his hemorrhoids, his Merry Band has dubbed him Fryer TucksŪ.
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The same Merry Band didn't give him the name of "Little John" for no apparent reason.
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His favorite dances moves are, in order, Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
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His only move is squat but he doesn't know that.
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He prefers wearing a kilt due to his unexpected squatting procedures, as well of taking occasional portraits of him sitting next to the Queen of England.
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Thinks a kilt is some dead animal you drag out of the woods.
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Thinks a kilt is a roadkill barbecue & garment payday...that you drag off into the woods and "field dress".
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