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  1. #951
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    Is Yeti-American. Says the name Bigfoot is a racial slur.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Is Mid-Western American. Says the epithet 'boring' is a racial or at least cultural slur.

    Is writing his Congress member when he gets sufficiently riled up.

    Maybe three more beers...
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Only needs one beer...
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Heck, he'll do it sober and for free.

    What else does he have to do?
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    As the Abominable Melon, he'll be going up against The Great Pumpkin in a cage match. Both are seedy characters. The loser will be turned into bread and/or pie and served in a dark and dank church basement next Sunday.

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    Thinks there is such a thing as watermelon bread or pie.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    As the Great North's preeminent Sasquatch tracker, he knows a thing or two about shacking up over winter in a dank dark church basement with a hairy beast.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    As a prime example of Nasty White Trash, he knows a thing or two about turning a messy stinky trailer into a home.

    And a meth lab.
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    gallagher's brother's opening act on the '08 tour across nebraska.

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    Was a one-percenter. Now...a Fiddy Center.

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    His center is filled with the finest French nougat.
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    Lies I tell yea! Lies! Shameless, shameless. Now where's my "cookbook"?


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    As a prime example of Nasty White Trash, he knows a thing or two about turning a messy stinky trailer into a home.

    And a meth lab.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    He's been stalking the Thompson Twins since '82.

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    Wants to be a Joker look a like so he can hang with the Thompson twins.

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    Is obsessed with getting his testicles to hang evenly.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    hangs his from the rear view.

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    his first sexual experience was at fifteen
    after his birthday party
    with a leftover half watermelon

    he called her cindy
    their relationship lasted four months
    and just like every girlfriend he has had since then
    he kept her in a box under his bed

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    Goes by his handle "Melon Head".
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Won't stop Beliebering.
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    hes here for a long time
    not a good time

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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    Doesn't even know there's a high road to take.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Spent hours on the couch trying to come up with a convoluted story to explain the high road, and Colorado and John Denver singing 'Rocky Mountain High' and herb-infused brownies, and just ended up smoking a real fat one.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Just missed having the high road come down on the lodge.

    And I for one am OK with that.
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    I discovered the only reason that he had been upright by his desk in the first place was that he had been nailed there.

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    Gets nailed, naked and nasty.

    Not necessarily in that order.
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