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    lies somewhere between erectus and cro-magnon.

    his melon, that is.

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    Is never lacking erectus...

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    has nothing to erecticise anymore...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Has nothing to exorcise anymore.

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    Needs an exorcism...

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    Part-time mohel, part-time balloon-twisting clown.

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    Is Wisconsin's first super-mohel.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    ...his fame and status as an ex-super model were what led to the late night infomercial in which he demonstrates his erection exercise program. He makes a pretty penny at it.
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    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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    Knocks 3X before beginning said exercise Penny program.

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    He's a fontanewt

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    Knocks three times if he needs me to love him...

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    ...recently landed the job of body double for Penny on The Big Bang because of his perky breasts. Does all the skin scenes that Kaley Cuoko is too shy for.
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    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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    Keeps the fleas of a thousand camels close for those moments when they make the difference.

    He's all about the difference.
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    He's too shy shy.

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    He's bold as a love glove.
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    wins the billy barty lookalike competition at the county fair every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    wins the billy barty lookalike competition at the county fair every year.
    Doesn't spank the monkey as he doesn't believe in the effectiveness of corporal punishment.

    Instead he tries to get the monkey to behave by using gentle, logical arguments that should appeal to the monkey's intelligence.
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    ...the Funky Monkey is his favorite song. He uses it for his ringtone, and whenever he gets a call, breaks out into a short interpretive dance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fool
    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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    On his 1040 under occupation, it says Twerk Choreographer. Turbo Tax keeps saying chance of audit is high. Go figure.

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    His new workout CD "Nordic Ski Twerking" is literally, a run away hipster hit with its signature move "Teletwerk Yo Partner B******"
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    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Is experimenting and practicing fwerking in the privacy of his bedroom with a life size cardboard cutout of Miley Cyrus. He hopes to show her his moves in person soon.
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    ...hurt himself so badly fwerking that he has had to temporarily limit his small interpretive dance moves when his phone rings. I'ts just a temporary setback, 'though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fool
    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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    Has perfected the one-cheek-sneak in a church pew.

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    Knows how they came to be called 'pews'.
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    ...nominated for a pewlitzer prize three years running, he has yet to win. Maybe next year.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fool
    I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are. They'll have me whipp'd for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipp'd for lying; and sometimes I am whipp'd for holding my peace.

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