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    Has won Mr. Side Boob Universe, three years running.

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    boob was his nickname in grade school, but only because he was soft, round, pink, wobbly and frequently spat up his milk.

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    Moob was his nickname. Guess why.....
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    no one really called him. sometimes someone said, "boy" or "hey you." even his mother forgot his name. he was just so pasty, he blended into the walls.

    but now, he's primed to dazzle.
    Moonlights as a ventriloquist's dummy because he loves having a big hand up his ass and someone telling him what to say.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Really gets off on SNL's "Tiny Hand Gal". Makes him feel ginormous.
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    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Fell into "Tiny Hand Gal" she not to tight...
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    "she not too tight," he said.

    "so, you like her then?" the madame asked.

    "me rike very much. i ruv this prace. me come many time."

    "ok, honey. that's what we're here for..."

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    as a young man he invented a device to clean wax out of the hard-to-reach parts of the ear canal
    but the device was found to have other uses
    and he traded the patent for a bit of grocery money at a low point in his life

    the device is now known as a slap chop

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    Wakes up and gives his member a Slap Chop then proceeds to have a decaf....
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    Custom toilet painter, specializing in stucco and splatter.

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    Minnesota Splats is his name in all the restaurants round town...
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    he had just beaten the old man in a fierce battle and said to him, "splats, there's a new turd in these here waters, and you're looking at him."

    "ya got lucky," splats told him. "there's always a next time, kid, and then, it might be yer ass." at that, they both looked up, fearfully.

    the famed minnesota splats swam away then. he had never known such rejection.

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    His liar groupies kept him up late. Now he has a truth hangover.

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    His super hero status as the Great Frozen Bomb Hunter of the North secured his place in turdistory.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    His super hero status as the Great Frozen Bomb Hunter of the North secured his place in turdistory.
    They aren't so frozen anymore. And lordy lordy there are plenty of them

    Eats his toothpick after he's done pickin' 'n grinnin'.

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    Half-heartedly denies being the role model for one of the characters in the reboot of Fargo.
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    Has mixed emotions about a certain event involving a wood chipper.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Spends his days pondering the big question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    Chucked his wood in a fit of anger, unfortunately it was directly at a trampoline...
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    Has gotten so he can't tell the carrot from the stick.

    And he doesn't care so long as he gets a good beating and something to eat.
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    ...Chuck Wood was the screen name he used in most of his 80's porn films.
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    Wood grappling is an Olympic sport in his corner of the tree house...
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    Is too uncoordinated to twerk, but has everything it takes to be a twerp.
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    An 11-26 on his police scanner make his ears perk up and eyes roll back in his head.

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    he said, "doc, will this new eye make me look more dignified?"


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