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Old 04-19-14, 06:49 AM   #1226
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Old 04-19-14, 10:36 AM   #1227
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Old 04-19-14, 10:57 AM   #1228
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Old 04-19-14, 11:05 AM   #1229
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Thinks the "Gentlemen's Club" s a lumberyard because he hears everyone talking about getting wood there.
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Old 04-19-14, 11:36 AM   #1230
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Old 04-19-14, 11:44 AM   #1231
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Old 04-19-14, 11:53 AM   #1232
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Old 04-19-14, 11:59 AM   #1233
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Old 04-19-14, 12:03 PM   #1234
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Old 04-19-14, 12:49 PM   #1235
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Old 04-19-14, 12:59 PM   #1236
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Old 04-19-14, 01:03 PM   #1237
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Old 04-19-14, 01:10 PM   #1238
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Old 04-19-14, 01:17 PM   #1239
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Old 04-19-14, 03:25 PM   #1240
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Old 04-19-14, 04:44 PM   #1241
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Old 04-19-14, 05:30 PM   #1244
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Old 04-19-14, 09:32 PM   #1248
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