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    Said, "no eye prefer men"...

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    Always confuses an 'eye for an eye' with 'tit for tat'.
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    Prefers the ringside seat at Olympic Wood Grappling where he's assured of an eyefull or two.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Out fishing with Annie on his lap, a cigar in one hand and a ginger ale in the other, watching the sunset. Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Prefers the ringside seat at Olympic Wood Grappling where he's assured of an eyefull or two.
    Thinks the "Gentlemen's Club" s a lumberyard because he hears everyone talking about getting wood there.
    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Working with wood has always been his first career choice, but he found his calling as a finisher....

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    He doesn't like the taste of finishing, so he prefers fluffing.

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    Dreamed he was a lumberjack in a Maidenform bra.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Jacks his lumber and laughs, but life's all different through a magnifying glass

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    His looking glass is half fool.

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    Is planning on serving roasted Easter Bunny for Sunday dinner tomorrow.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Was disappointed when his attempt to dye Cadbury chocolate eggs didn't work out.
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    Is desperately trying to pass on his secret to blue balls.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is desperately trying to pass on her secret to blue balls.
    ftfy

    His balls are rumored to be a lovely shade of lilac.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    ftfy

    His balls are rumored to be a lovely shade of lilac.
    Is a confused tranny melon though he sees the world through fifty shades of gray sunglasses.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Sees the world with a Wheel of Fortune Before & After mentality. Now he's off to resume stalking Erin Gray's Anatomy.

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    Is a mind reader of canny perception.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Not too sure what Pecorino is, but he likes saying it.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Not too sure what fellatio is but enjoys doing it.
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    Figures it's all cheese so what the whey.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Whey's his Kurds as a way to fight terrorism...

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    His turds have been recognized as weapons of mass digustion.
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    Is a weapon of sensible discussion...

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    his avatar is an ongoing live feed from his casket in the bangor pet cemetery and space museum.

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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Stole Mastronaut from the tomb of Mastronautan.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Was a zombie way before it was cool...

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