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Old 04-20-14, 03:55 PM   #1251
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takes everything literally. but you can't spell it out for him, 'cause he's illiterate.
...ever since he got the Cadillac stuck on the beach, he's been taking everything littoraly.
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Is haunted by the Ghost of Ewwchewielouie...
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His glass eye is actually a snow globe. Go ahead and shake him. You know you want to.
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Totally stole the snow globe idea from the series finale of St. Elsewhere.
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aka the Ypsi Pooper.
Serial Playground Pooper Remains on the Loose in Ypsilanti, Mich.
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Has a great idea for a new comic book series: Shatman vs. The Fecal Fiend.

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Wonders why no one wanted to eat the fudge he brought for Easter.
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a few hours after breakfast he takes a drive to a playground in ypsilanti
and he has been labelled a cereal pooper
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Took the bait 'cause he really knows his poop.
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Has the diversity of bait: Live, dead, jail and queer. You could say he's the Master...
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Is a proud GMO, though without sex (always ripe and thank god he can't procreate)...he dreams of what coulda shoulda woulda been.
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his favourite type of animal is the gummi bear
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his favorite vomit is salmonella induced and his favorite belly laugh goes, "eh ha ah rah ah arfh."
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His family trucksters' vanity plates are SAM and ELLA, in memory of their first date.
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Old 04-22-14, 11:39 AM   #1267
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Thinks her new boyfriend is a real fun guy.
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Was desperately trying to work in the joke 'There's a fungus among us'...
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Buys his clotrimazole cream by the pallet load.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

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stopped visiting canada when he saw **** milk in a grocery store

it was not dislike for ***** that made him angry though
quite the opposite

he was infuriated that the **** milk had to be singled out
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he is totally fine with bikeforums rejecting the health canada shorthand for
homogenized whole milk
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Had one of those stomach viewing ports installed just to mess with TSA.
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to mess with tsa, he fakes tourettes.
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