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    He can't handle the truth. He fondles it.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Never met a fruit he didn't covet.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Would never be accused of being a fruity loop...
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    Takes the self-checkout a bit too literally. He's banned from Walmart in seventeen states.

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    Family dollar has a wanted poster with his name on it for being a day late and well, a dollar short...
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    The 99cent Store says he's a penny short.

    His counter-claim is it's a penny earned.

    They think its a bad penny and don't want him coming back.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    Couldn't get a penny for his thoughts.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Puts his penis in Penny...
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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Got the memo.

    Read it.

    Swore to abide by it even at the cost of his integrity as a liar.
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    The women are climbing over each other for his juicy sweet member...
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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Isn't jealous a bit.
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    Is sure I am...
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    Has resolved to henceforth say nothing that you could not find in a Disney film.
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    follows the long disney tradition
    of filming the throwing of lemmings off a cliff

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    Would consider breeding like lemmings but fears the cliff jumping would throw him off his game.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Crispy Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Is fond of saying: When life gives you lemmings, get a big ass industrial blender and make lemmingaide.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    When life gives him lemons he sucks...
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    Came up with the concept of 'will it blend?'.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Here's a guy that knows how to enjoy a lemming. Or two. Or 42.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    And here's a guy who relishes being drawn and quartered.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    His picture frame family will be joining him for May Day.

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    his picture frame family includes a yard jockey, small pony, and a male mannequin in drag.

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    Has a small, but well-curated collection of cast-iron yard jockeys.
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    his lawn jockeys kept getting moved by neighbourhood teenagers
    so he chained them to the porch

    they complained a lot while he was doing it
    but they cant quite reach the lawn jockeys any more

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    Wears his jockeys two sizes small.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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