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    Took him a long time to train them...
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Is not so much a trainer as he is a spirit animal: the lemur.
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    He took down his cardboard cutout. It was getting too much work done and the boss was getting curious.

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    Is sick of only being considered just a 'pretty thing'.

    If only "Jeopardy" would return his phone calls and emails, then he'd show us.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    said to his fruity girlfriend, "i don't care what you do with oranges or apples. you can **** 'em for all i care. but do you have to take pictures with them? can't you hang out with watermelons when in public? that's all i ask."

    he was subsequently banned for life from everything previously known to him.

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    Was shocked and horrified to find a 'morals clause' in his franchise agreement.
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    ...still looking for the moral to the story. He knows it's there, somewhere. It's quite irritating that it seems just out of reach.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Australian Book of Atheism
    There is only no god, and Cyclaholic is his prophet.

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    After having some truffle, he resorted to using a pig to find the morel to the story.

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    Is unashamed about "using a pig".
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Has fantasies about being used "like a pig".
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    Has a purdy mouth and squeals like a pig, just like Ned Beatty.
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    Plays a mean banjo.
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    played the guitar part...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Rosined up his bow and played his fiddle hard.

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    hes got a real purdy mouth

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    His mouth is purdier.
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    His mouth resembles Frank Purdue....
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    Was raised as a chicken but escaped when he started to pullet.
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    Knows that it takes a tough man to raise a tender chicken.
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    Was fired for not being able to choke a chicken in the kitchen...
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    Was rehired on the spot when he demonstrated how his Marty Feldman eyes compliment his "O" face.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Thought a Suburban was an inferior brown liquor distilled in Kentucky.

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    Was shocked I tell you, shocked to learn that his black water line was hooked up to the Suburban distillery.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    his newest business venture
    yellow water distilleries
    has not been the moneymaker he expected
    despite the source of free raw materials he has discovered

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    ...when he came to this thread initially, he intended to shine as a beacon of truth. It's a hard thing to get dragged down into the mud with everyone else.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Australian Book of Atheism
    There is only no god, and Cyclaholic is his prophet.

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