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    when the first of the bombings happens at the upcoming olympics
    he will be disappointed
    and consider it a net drag on the excitement of the games

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Is representing Canada in the Snot Rocket competition in Sochi.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Is representing Canada in the Snot Rocket competition in Sochi.
    you dont know how close to the awful awful truth you are

    if it wasnt for my deviated septum
    which makes my left nostril prone to misfire
    i would have gone pro

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    Claims that his deviated septum is not a result of excessive cocaine use.
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    he is a known as a deviant among the regular gang at the crack house

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    Dreams of showering with a friend to test his deviated septum.
    Make Amerika Grate Again

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    Dreams of traveling back in time to mount and tame the rolling thesaurus. Mainly the mounting.
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    ...jaded by his years of running the house of soiled doves, he dreams of an expansion to another house, specializing in deviant doves. Mounting courtesy of the Kama Sutra.
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    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Never played hangman's noose with another wet noodle....

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Has tried to shoot pool with a limp noodle.

    Honest!
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    ...so fast on his bicycle that snot rockets will not fly clear, off to the side, but are instead plastered against his shoulder, like snotty epaulets. His pals call him General Booger.
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    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    uses his snot rockets to lube his chain.
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    Is trying to build his side business of chain replacement with belt drives made of the finest fossilized rolling thesaurus hide.
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    ...in order to make his life simpler and more efficient, he lubricates everything with Astro-glide. Also uses it as a cooking oil. "Mmmm, good eatin'," sez he.
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    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Visitors often wonder why his kitchen smells like a porn movie set.
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    He makes bacon. Oh yes he does.

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    Wears a suit made out of bacon.

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    ...in order to simplify his life, he uses bacon as a sex lubricant. "Mmmmm, good eatin'," sez he.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    That is definitely a lie as I'm a "she" rather than a "he".

    3Alarmer: Uses "I want to check you for ticks" as a pick up line.

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    ..has been known to fall for the old, "I want to check you for ticks," pick up line. More than once. Repeatedly, depending on sobriety levels. A lot.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Eats fried scorpions on a stick instead of potato chips.

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    Rebuilds pacemakers in her spare time so the "check you for ticks" pickup line is one she favors.
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    Make Amerika Grate Again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
    Eats fried scorpions on a stick instead of potato chips.
    ...her favorite snack ? Ticks on a stick. Delicious when slathered with a curried mayo dip.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Rebuilds pacemakers in his spare time so the "check you for ticks" pickup line is one he favors.
    ...has posted signage throughout his neighborhood declaring it a nuclear free, mandatory, shower with a friend of the opposite sex zone.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Never gets corked but frequently goes off half-crocked.
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    Make Amerika Grate Again

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