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    ...likes to watch television in the shower. Shocking.
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    No wonder everybody hates you.

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    Is having fantasies about a tick infested Snicklefritz...
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Had a fantasy...once. T'was back in the spring of '99 when he was just a man with two pets, Tic and Toc.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
    That is definitely a lie as I'm a "she" rather than a "he".

    3Alarmer: Uses "I want to check you for ticks" as a pick up line.
    Denies the use of bacon to facilitate activities of a most sensitve and personal nature.
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    Is having extremely lurid fantasies about a bacon wrapped Snicklefritz.

    Is at the point where he's thinking "Maybe a side of pork sausage and a couple of meatballs, Oh Yeah..."
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    His brain is on the fritz, bats are in his belfry too...
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    Craves affirmation so badly that he frequents the public library, lurking by the card catalog and offering to "guide" patrons to their book.

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    Quit going to the library when they took out all the card catalogs. You just can't disorganize a computer the way you could a card catalog.

    Those were Good Times...
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    Runs the defragment programs on all the library computers simultaneously...
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Checked out the book "how to roll a fat one"

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    cheated his way to two medals as part of the really rottens in the '79 laff-a-lympics, narrowly edging out scooby dum both times.

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    ....thinking about bacon for breakfast this morning.
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    Made a bacon bowl to eat his breakfast cereal from...
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    ...never sprinkles bacon bits on his lovers. The idea of doing so disgusts him.
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    knows me too well
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    Saves bacon grease to repack bearings of belligerent shop customers. Usually results in inexplicable rise in the number of dog chases and near misses...

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    "Repacks" his "bearings" sometimes twice a day...
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    Wonders if too-frequent bearing repacking could explain his sudden loss of vision.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Figured he could improve his bearings by opening a lot of CrackrJacks for the plastic compass.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    ...still checking himself for ticks.
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    Ticks die after making relations with his old, toxic extremely nasty corpus.
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    Begs passersby to habeas his corpus.
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    ...his corpus delicti is delectable. He's delightful, he's delerious, he's delovely.
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    Has finally crossed to the dark side!
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    Has grasped, gassed, gasped and passed a corpus.
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