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    ...likes to watch television in the shower. Shocking.
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    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Is having fantasies about a tick infested Snicklefritz...
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Had a fantasy...once. T'was back in the spring of '99 when he was just a man with two pets, Tic and Toc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
    That is definitely a lie as I'm a "she" rather than a "he".

    3Alarmer: Uses "I want to check you for ticks" as a pick up line.
    Denies the use of bacon to facilitate activities of a most sensitve and personal nature.
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    Is having extremely lurid fantasies about a bacon wrapped Snicklefritz.

    Is at the point where he's thinking "Maybe a side of pork sausage and a couple of meatballs, Oh Yeah..."
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    His brain is on the fritz, bats are in his belfry too...

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    Craves affirmation so badly that he frequents the public library, lurking by the card catalog and offering to "guide" patrons to their book.

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    Quit going to the library when they took out all the card catalogs. You just can't disorganize a computer the way you could a card catalog.

    Those were Good Times...
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Runs the defragment programs on all the library computers simultaneously...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Checked out the book "how to roll a fat one"
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    cheated his way to two medals as part of the really rottens in the '79 laff-a-lympics, narrowly edging out scooby dum both times.

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    ....thinking about bacon for breakfast this morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Made a bacon bowl to eat his breakfast cereal from...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    ...never sprinkles bacon bits on his lovers. The idea of doing so disgusts him.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    knows me too well
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Saves bacon grease to repack bearings of belligerent shop customers. Usually results in inexplicable rise in the number of dog chases and near misses...

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    "Repacks" his "bearings" sometimes twice a day...
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Wonders if too-frequent bearing repacking could explain his sudden loss of vision.
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    Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

    Figured he could improve his bearings by opening a lot of CrackrJacks for the plastic compass.
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    ...still checking himself for ticks.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Ticks die after making relations with his old, toxic extremely nasty corpus.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Begs passersby to habeas his corpus.
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    ...his corpus delicti is delectable. He's delightful, he's delerious, he's delovely.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Has finally crossed to the dark side!
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    Has grasped, gassed, gasped and passed a corpus.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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