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    BF Avatar Zombie Hunter Jseis's Avatar
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    He's staring at the fridge door, slowly walking that way while singing "Walk this way" and dreaming of really green cheese, old milk, and stale bread. "Food for thought he says".
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    ...keeps opening the refrigerator door, looking for the dark side, but the light always goes on just when he thinks he's found it. It's very irritating
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    Keeps on fishing for the undead, they are waiting with baited breath...just below....the surface...waiting..waiting...
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    His continued discrimination against the undead has earned him a sternly-worded rebuke from Human Resources.
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    Is currently engaged in eating the salty yet sweet brains of his HR director.

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    ...recently returned from the dark side of the moon. Or Jseis' refrigerator, he cannot remember which one.
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    Is dusting off his old pinniped jokes...
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    Hopes that rising early will put an end to his nocturnal proclivities.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Is hoping he'll get rich marketing undead honey from ZomBees.

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    Is now looking for an Undead Honey valentine's card for his zombie sweetheart.
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    ..."Zombies, ya can't live with 'em, ya' can't really kill em," he grumbles sometimes under his breath.
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    never had an interest in zombies, but his own fad fetish turned deathly when his upstairs packed full with tens of thousands of beanie babies collapsed, killing four people.

    fortunately, cochran got him acquitted of manslaughter, and he was charged only with misdemeanor hoarding and bad taste.

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    ...tastes bad. Were it not for bad taste, he'd have no taste at all.
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    He and his minions took his fleet of cars out yesterday and parked them on highways and expressways all around Atlanta.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    He was astounded that he could fill all the pickle parks in Atlanta.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    ...can only wish he had minions. He has a couple of bunions, but is lacking in the minion department.
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    cochran told him, "if the beanie baby hoardin' don't kill you, your lyin' will!"

    it was just the kick in the plushy he needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    cochran told him, "if the beanie baby hoardin' don't kill you, your lyin' will!"

    it was just the kick in the plushy he needed.
    His plushy went flushy...

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    Clogged up all the American Standards in the men's room at work today thanks to the burrito yesterday.
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    Half-heartedly denies being attracted to plushies and furries.
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    coach millie thinks a sex fetish insult will motivate dick dastardly in this year's laff-a-lympics, but ole dick ain't ballin' no mo.

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    Somehow it's refreshing to know that it's just not his head buried in the sand.
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    Thinks that rolling huge boulders in front of caves makes them hermitically sealed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Often confuses seals and hermits.
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    Known to pitch his seal of delivery as an underhanded softball.
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