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Old 01-28-14, 08:58 PM   #176
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He's staring at the fridge door, slowly walking that way while singing "Walk this way" and dreaming of really green cheese, old milk, and stale bread. "Food for thought he says".
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...keeps opening the refrigerator door, looking for the dark side, but the light always goes on just when he thinks he's found it. It's very irritating
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Keeps on fishing for the undead, they are waiting with baited breath...just below....the surface...waiting..waiting...
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His continued discrimination against the undead has earned him a sternly-worded rebuke from Human Resources.
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...recently returned from the dark side of the moon. Or Jseis' refrigerator, he cannot remember which one.
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Is dusting off his old pinniped jokes...
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Hopes that rising early will put an end to his nocturnal proclivities.
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Is hoping he'll get rich marketing undead honey from ZomBees.

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Is now looking for an Undead Honey valentine's card for his zombie sweetheart.
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..."Zombies, ya can't live with 'em, ya' can't really kill em," he grumbles sometimes under his breath.
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never had an interest in zombies, but his own fad fetish turned deathly when his upstairs packed full with tens of thousands of beanie babies collapsed, killing four people.

fortunately, cochran got him acquitted of manslaughter, and he was charged only with misdemeanor hoarding and bad taste.
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...tastes bad. Were it not for bad taste, he'd have no taste at all.
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He and his minions took his fleet of cars out yesterday and parked them on highways and expressways all around Atlanta.
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Old 01-29-14, 02:49 PM   #190
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He was astounded that he could fill all the pickle parks in Atlanta.
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...can only wish he had minions. He has a couple of bunions, but is lacking in the minion department.
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cochran told him, "if the beanie baby hoardin' don't kill you, your lyin' will!"

it was just the kick in the plushy he needed.
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cochran told him, "if the beanie baby hoardin' don't kill you, your lyin' will!"

it was just the kick in the plushy he needed.
His plushy went flushy...
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Old 01-29-14, 04:24 PM   #194
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Clogged up all the American Standards in the men's room at work today thanks to the burrito yesterday.
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coach millie thinks a sex fetish insult will motivate dick dastardly in this year's laff-a-lympics, but ole dick ain't ballin' no mo.
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Somehow it's refreshing to know that it's just not his head buried in the sand.
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