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Old 06-07-14, 08:23 AM   #2101
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...just last week he had to let his bible belt out another notch.
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A compulsive imbiber, he'll have another belt of scotch...
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Old 06-07-14, 08:58 AM   #2104
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...not a belt and suspenders kind of guy. He likes to live life on the edge, going after the avatars of criminals, gangsters, and other bad dudes. #risktaker
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Because his right hand never knows what his left hand is doing he can while away the long boring hours by playing Rock, Paper, Scissors all by himself...
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Has been a ghost for a long time, which explains his transparency...
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..."it's Sunday morning, shouldn't I be in church ?" he thinks quietly to himself.
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...was actually slimed once in an old, supposedly haunted, Victorian mansion in Charleston, S.C. (during a night of revelry and drug use). Thinks it must have been a succubus.
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Snickers every time he types 'succubus'.
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Is a littoral kinda guy.
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Old 06-08-14, 02:50 PM   #2119
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His paddle board bike will revolutionize inter-island travel in Hawaii.
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Hockey is his game, Sweet is his name.

He'll take a penalty for you or go on the boards.

As long as you give him the puck.
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