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Old 06-26-14, 06:54 AM   #2301
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Always cleans up after he spackles the bowl after a hard night's drink...
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Old 06-26-14, 07:43 AM   #2302
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Old 06-26-14, 07:55 AM   #2303
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Lets the Camel ride him...
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Old 06-26-14, 08:44 AM   #2304
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Confused by male camel toe but being ridden calms him down.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 06-26-14, 09:09 AM   #2306
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Old 06-26-14, 10:28 AM   #2307
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Communicates with a series of clicks and gaseous expulsions.
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Old 06-26-14, 12:04 PM   #2308
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Old 06-26-14, 12:09 PM   #2309
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Is not the mysterious gaseous entity in the NYC library basement...
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Old 06-26-14, 01:16 PM   #2310
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Old 06-26-14, 02:56 PM   #2311
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Old 06-26-14, 06:51 PM   #2312
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Old 06-26-14, 08:22 PM   #2313
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Just discovered he can lick his balls.

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His lack of imagination and poor ability to visualize in 3 dimensions prevent him from even thinking about, thinking about joining.
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Old 06-26-14, 10:03 PM   #2317
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Is racing on through the polar night to get that book Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics into the library book hopper before the clock strikes 5.
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Old 06-27-14, 09:57 AM   #2321
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Old 06-27-14, 10:09 AM   #2322
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Old 06-27-14, 10:27 AM   #2323
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Old 06-27-14, 10:49 AM   #2324
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