Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 98 of 210 FirstFirst ... 488896979899100108148198 ... LastLast
Results 2,426 to 2,450 of 5249
  1. #2426
    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    2,987
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    he was the inventor of the tippi hedren collider

  2. #2427
    Fantastic Member trsidn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional
    My Bikes
    Cannondale CAAD8, Trek SU200
    Posts
    249
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    His inventions are for the birds.
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

  3. #2428
    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    In the slop
    My Bikes
    A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder
    Posts
    7,047
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Has birds nesting in his hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

  4. #2429
    BF Risk Manager
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Snohomish County, Washington USA
    My Bikes
    Road, mountain and folding
    Posts
    895
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    His mulva is as smooth as a veal cutlet.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

  5. #2430
    BF Avatar Zombie Hunter Jseis's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    SW Washington state on the ocean!
    My Bikes
    1973 Motobecane Grand Jubilee, 1981 Centurion Super LeMans, 2010 Gary Fisher Wahoo, 2003 Colnago Dream Lux, 2015 Framed Bikes Minnesota 3.0, several older family Treks
    Posts
    1,281
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    His uvula is rough from repeated use of the vuvuzela.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

  6. #2431
    on by skijor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Wisconsin
    My Bikes
    Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT
    Posts
    907
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Said his wedding vows backwards.

  7. #2432
    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    In the slop
    My Bikes
    A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder
    Posts
    7,047
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Has been invited by the New York Philharmonic to play lead vuvuzela in their upcoming production of the world premiere of a piece called Migraine by the composer Heddi Akers.
    Last edited by ahsposo; 07-11-14 at 06:34 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

  8. #2433
    BF Risk Manager
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Snohomish County, Washington USA
    My Bikes
    Road, mountain and folding
    Posts
    895
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Applies a whole lot of things directly to his forehead.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

  9. #2434
    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    In the slop
    My Bikes
    A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder
    Posts
    7,047
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Applies a whole lot of non-specific things indirectly to his foreskin.

    "Hey, let's see what could happen!" he told Risky Ventures magazine in an article about cutting edge Risk Managers who live on the Edge.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

  10. #2435
    BF Risk Manager
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Snohomish County, Washington USA
    My Bikes
    Road, mountain and folding
    Posts
    895
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    His involuntary tic starts right up when he hears the words 'cutting edge' and 'foreskin' in the same sentence.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

  11. #2436
    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    In the slop
    My Bikes
    A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder
    Posts
    7,047
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Showed me the voluminous tick he is keeping as a pet until it falls off his scalp.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

  12. #2437
    on by skijor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Wisconsin
    My Bikes
    Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT
    Posts
    907
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is ornery because he cannot find the donuts at wHole Foods.

  13. #2438
    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    In the slop
    My Bikes
    A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder
    Posts
    7,047
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Tells me he's so lonely his own tongue is starting to feel good in his mouth.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

  14. #2439
    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    2,987
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    now that the church of england has voted to allow woman bishops
    he will begin the transition to living as a woman
    her name is now ahsplosian

  15. #2440
    Fantastic Member trsidn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional
    My Bikes
    Cannondale CAAD8, Trek SU200
    Posts
    249
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    his head ahsploded long ago...
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

  16. #2441
    DBA
    DBA is offline
    Guest
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Posts
    211
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    has fleas.

  17. #2442
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,122
    Mentioned
    12 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    he ate the delicious bass.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  18. #2443
    DBA
    DBA is offline
    Guest
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Posts
    211
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    grooms trisdn every morning by sitting behind him and picking off the fleas, then eating them.

  19. #2444
    BF Avatar Zombie Hunter Jseis's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    SW Washington state on the ocean!
    My Bikes
    1973 Motobecane Grand Jubilee, 1981 Centurion Super LeMans, 2010 Gary Fisher Wahoo, 2003 Colnago Dream Lux, 2015 Framed Bikes Minnesota 3.0, several older family Treks
    Posts
    1,281
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Starts his grooming of jsharr by taking a weed whacker to his back.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

  20. #2445
    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    2,987
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    has been petitioning the municipality
    to add crab lice shampoo to the kiddie pool

    he says it will cut out the middle man

  21. #2446
    Fantastic Member trsidn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional
    My Bikes
    Cannondale CAAD8, Trek SU200
    Posts
    249
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is now distressed. Having always been the middleman, he now wonders what he will do...
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

  22. #2447
    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    2,987
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    he was always the monkey
    when monkey in the middle was played
    but he was released by animal rights activists
    and is now enjoying horrible horrible freedom

  23. #2448
    Senior Member Monkey D.Luffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2014
    Location
    The Grand Line
    Posts
    152
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    is not the most interesting man in the world.
    I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though.

  24. #2449
    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    2,987
    Mentioned
    7 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    does not pop up into every thread
    as soon as there is a mention of monkeys

  25. #2450
    DBA
    DBA is offline
    Guest
    Join Date
    May 2014
    Posts
    211
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is a thinking man's thinking man.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •