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Old 07-10-14, 01:51 PM   #2426
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he was the inventor of the tippi hedren collider
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Old 07-10-14, 02:04 PM   #2427
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His inventions are for the birds.
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Has birds nesting in his hair.
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His mulva is as smooth as a veal cutlet.
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His uvula is rough from repeated use of the vuvuzela.
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Said his wedding vows backwards.
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Old 07-11-14, 06:26 PM   #2432
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Has been invited by the New York Philharmonic to play lead vuvuzela in their upcoming production of the world premiere of a piece called Migraine by the composer Heddi Akers.
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Old 07-11-14, 07:52 PM   #2433
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Applies a whole lot of things directly to his forehead.
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Old 07-11-14, 08:06 PM   #2434
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Applies a whole lot of non-specific things indirectly to his foreskin.

"Hey, let's see what could happen!" he told Risky Ventures magazine in an article about cutting edge Risk Managers who live on the Edge.
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His involuntary tic starts right up when he hears the words 'cutting edge' and 'foreskin' in the same sentence.
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Showed me the voluminous tick he is keeping as a pet until it falls off his scalp.
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Is ornery because he cannot find the donuts at wHole Foods.
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Tells me he's so lonely his own tongue is starting to feel good in his mouth.
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Old 07-14-14, 10:26 AM   #2439
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now that the church of england has voted to allow woman bishops
he will begin the transition to living as a woman
her name is now ahsplosian
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his head ahsploded long ago...
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he ate the delicious bass.
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grooms trisdn every morning by sitting behind him and picking off the fleas, then eating them.
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Old 07-14-14, 10:54 AM   #2444
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Starts his grooming of jsharr by taking a weed whacker to his back.
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has been petitioning the municipality
to add crab lice shampoo to the kiddie pool

he says it will cut out the middle man
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Is now distressed. Having always been the middleman, he now wonders what he will do...
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Old 07-14-14, 01:27 PM   #2447
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he was always the monkey
when monkey in the middle was played
but he was released by animal rights activists
and is now enjoying horrible horrible freedom
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Old 07-14-14, 02:20 PM   #2449
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does not pop up into every thread
as soon as there is a mention of monkeys
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